Okay guys first field report for a while
Tuesday night out with a wing of mine (both of us driving so sober).

Have only recently started going out with wings and there is normally three of us, but this time just two. So we meet at a quiet bar to get in a social state and discuss tactics.

Dave is excellent at opening (I suck when sober) but he’s concerned that he runs out of material. This is one my strong points I love conversations and leading them all over the place.

So we agree that tonight whoever opens will introduce the other guy into set and we can work as a team.


I guess Dave must have opened 5-6 sets, I opened 2.

It’s weird I find I open a lot less when I am out with Wings, it’s almost like I feel pressured to approach ANYONE! ANYONE!

I wonder that it may seem a bit desperate doing this?

I find my best openers are situational and not pre-meditated strategies (these always come across as not very genuine and forced)

Anyway so I know I can give good conversation but I generally talk about pretty random stuff and have difficulty transitioning to getting down and dirty.

So from reading stuff on this forum I figure I need to turn things sexual in my conversation. It’s not something I normally do (especially with people I’ve just met) but I think

“Fuck it I’ll give it a go”

A lot of things that I’ve tried in this community that didn’t seem to make sense (peacocking, negs) actually work really well.
So I figure “what have I got to lose?”

We’re in this mixed set that Dave opened and I think I’m working it pretty well. Bringing in the AMOG including all the people in the set, negging etc
These guys are talking about this freaky “Human centipede” stuff

So out of the blue I let the conversation drift off, put my hand on the elbow of the HB7 I’m chatting to and say;

(with Big smile)
“You know we could have fantastic sex, but I’m paranoid about waking up with my mouth sewn onto your asshole”

It goes quiet, she turns to face me, eyes wide and mouth opened in a shocked silence

And.....

SCREAMS with laughter and pulls her friend over

Instant kino from her.

I go “nah I’m serious that is a big ass bag you’ve got there, you could have anything in there, a book on “Surgery for pschyos” or some shit”

More laughter and mock shock

Hmmm this stuff appears to work...interesting

Fast forward to smoking area of club (best place for pick up IMO)

I open a HB8 dressed as a sexy secretary about her outfit, she comments on my camouflage neckerchief and dog tags

I say,

(with Big smile)
“Yeah I’m going to Iraq tomorrow, I figured I’d try and get into your knickers”

Mock Shocked face (getting use to this now, it’s what girls do to “protect their modesty”, while also saying “I am a dirty bitch”)

She laughs and says “oh I HAVE to introduce you to my friend!”

Another HB8 (but shorter mhmhmhmhmh)

Now I’m getting on great with this girl I’m introduced to and Dave is going great with the HB8 I opened (he calls her “Barbie girl”)
They are part of a big mixed set (cabin crew)
and I figure, “whooah this is great I’m chatting up a girl I actually fancy.”

(in the past I’ve just got off with girls that I’ve felt “were at my level” and tried to convince myself that I fancied them)

Her very camp Gay friend comes over and gives me a hug and calls me “Action man” Lol

Then he goes “lets have a look girls”

And pulls my T Shirt up over my belly!

I’m like “Hey!” mock indignation and pulling my Shirt down

And he goes “hey he’s pretty buff!”

I look at him as if to say “You cheeky chap!” (but secretly thinking this is actually a pretty cool DHV)

Then the girls get dragged off to the dance floor by their mates.

It’s Late, it’s a school night, Dave and I decide to split, I stay on for a quick dance (hoping to bump into the cabin-crew set)

I don’t


Dave and myself were both kinda bummed about not closing when it was on

You live, you learn

Things to try out next time
Drink a bit to help opening (I think TOO MUCH stone cold sober)
Use rude lines FAR more often
Close and be more obvious with your intentions

Any feedback welcome


Am STOKED about sarging on Friday!

Scamp