So I fucked up an attempt today, but it turned out hilarious for me.

Now normally, I can pull this little maneuver off. If I see an HB walking to her car or something, I give her a business card. I'm a comedian, and it says it on there, so I use something like "You're kinda cute, but you'd be cuter if you had a smile on your face". Hand it over then, no big deal.

So today I'm walking up to this car, and when I get up to it, the driver starts pulling away. I wasn't expecting it at all. My first instinct was to run up and bang on the door. So I do and they kinda go into the middle of the road all suprised not knowing what to do. All three of them had horror in their faces, so I ran to my car and drove away laughing my ass off. I didn't even talk to them, but I felt this had to be posted.

Lesson learned? Don't run after cars like a dog.