Aight well I was kicking back with one of my guy friends, just sitting back outside of a Starbucks. Then a HB 8.5 walks by and eye fucks me, then keeps walking. She was pretty fine, so I quickly threw out whatever words came to my mouth to try and get her to talk to us.

Me: Hey girl who just walked by.
HB: Me?
Me: Yeah, you. Come over here for a minute.
HB: What?
Me: Are you really just going to undress me with your eyes like that without getting to know my lovely personality first. Quite honestly, I feel visually and sexually abused. I might just have to report this to the cops.
HB: "Chuckle* I barely even looked at you!
Me: Please, me and my buddy here just saw you rape me with your eyes. The least you could do is buy me a drink now.
HB: Omg I didn't do that.
blah blah blah
Me: Aight well if you aren't going to at least buy me a drink to making me feel like a piece of meat, then you can just get going.

Then she actually bought me a drink from starbucks and chilled with me and my friend for a while. Then we had to head out, so I got her number really quick and rolled out.

Solid game.

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31 and still figuring it out.