Oke so this is gonna be a report of my first solo sarge.
Me and some friends went to see the soccer match last friday and after our victory i felt really pumped up.
Got out into the city drank some beers.
Afterwards i went left them to go visit another friend who just had got a new apparement. Stayed there watched the second match had few whisky left at 12 o clock. Dindt want to go to bed so made up my mind and go solo sarging.
What happens next is discription of how that night went.
First bar was a cockfest no HB's (atleast no cute ones) maybe one but that was surrounded by 4 guys and i'm not at that lvl that i can just break a 5set with 4 guys in it to get the HB.
So i walked around the place 1 time went to toilet and left.
Set1: HB6 wedding girl
Next bar was more HB's and a bachelorette party, the girl in question was standing with a whitewedding dress surrounded by her friends.
I dont want to game someone thats about to get married but thought this would be perfect warmup.
She looks i smile at her and ask her when she's getting married.
she tells me and grabs my hands and starts dancing, style dancing kinda way.
I ask if she's been taking dancing lessons she tells me she had.
After that i run the pick a number from 1 to 4 routine
the power of 9 routine
She likes it, and askes me to do it for her friend i tell her i'm not a dancing monkey.
She say if i could do it as wedding day present for her, i tell her that me talking to her is the present. (to cocky? tried to say it with a smile)
We chat little more then i say gtg have a good wedding.
Set2: HB8 (no wait HB7 for being stupid...)
I walk passed a girl she touches my arm (my accident i think) i slowly turn look her in the eyes and put my scarf around her neck.
She smiles and starts dancing with me.
I stop after a few minuts thinking im already in good but want to do some more routines just to make sure.
That was a terrible idea i say pick a number 1 to 4 and she picks 6...
I bust her balls about 6 not being a number from 1 to 4...
She thought i said 10... right...
Started holding her hand doing the power of 9 routine and she manages to come up with word that begins with letter C (and the way i do it you have to come at the letter D.... so she just cant count...)
So 2 failed attempts didnt help my game and just after that a girl comes to her whisper something in her ear and they leave.
I'm like fuck there go's my scarf, but i dont wonna be running behind them (they where moving fast) so i make a mental note to go find them later if there still in the bar.
Set3: HB6.5
2 girls 2 guys in a set im standing near because i just ordered a drink and some guy moves pasted us bouncing into her and me. (you know the idiot mussle type who thinks he owns the place)
I look at HB6.5 and say: why did you have to bring him to the bar?
HB: he's not with me!
ME: oh oke i guess that alright then, anyways hows your night going?
HB: really good bla bla bla just greaduated etc etc
ME: cool good for you, do number routine and power of 9 routine
HB: wow how did you know that?
ME: its because we have a special connection etc etc
ME: ask her whats she's gonna do now
HB: tells me about traveling going places etc etc
HB: what do you do?
ME: i do... bla bla bla
At this point i have my arm around her waist and she standing really close
Its all going really well but then i get amoged, one of the 2 guys says something in her ear pulls on her arm and puts her back into the group.
Im thinking damn... i should have involved the hole group... but surely she will reangage so i start looking the other way.
But the amog keeps her talking to him and since i have been standing there for i guess 3min and im alone i decide to leave.
Set2: stupid HB8 again
I run across HB8 standing near the exit with my scarf.
I walk up to her and say:
ME: you thief!
HB: what?
ME: you stole my scarf (smile
)
HB: uh oh yeah that right, you want it back? (she just remembered she had it, and im thinking omg this girl is drunk...)
ME: yes if you would be so kind..... ( sarcasm....)
HB: puts back scarf
ME: what do you do for a living?
HB: talks about being a teacher ( i feel sorry for the kids... really....)
ME: oh thats so cool i also teach etc etc...
Again out of no where comes her friend... pull her arm and they start walking out of the bar...
HB: sorry gtg bye!
ME: oki bye...
At this point im kinda thinking about leaving because i just been cockblocked 2 times and amog 1 time...
I decide to make 1 more round and HB wedding girl taps me on the shoulder.
HB: will you still not do that mindreading to her? point at a HB7.5
ME: Well alright (thinking that refusing now would just come off as an ass)
She gets HB7.5 pushes her towards me.
ME: oke well im gonna need a little privacy her to get the real connection going (dindt want HB to know i do the same routine i thought this would be a nice isloate)
ME: pull HB7.5 a few meters from HB wedding girl
I do the routine she is amazed.
ME: pointing at cheek
HB7.5: she kisses it
ME: point at other cheek
HB7.5 starts to kiss it but i turn so i kiss her on the mouth
Last 3 sec her eyes almost pop out she looks at me and says: i cant i have a boyfriend releases my hand and walks back to wedding girl and the rest of the group.
Im thinking oke thats it for tonight...
Took me about 2 hours to have these interactions dindt go as i wanted but i think its oke for a first time solo.
However i have a few questions for you guys that do solo sarging alot.
What do you do when your not in a set?
I feel awkard standing there alone so most of the time ill either going to bar buying a drink walking to the toilet.
The moment in in set its all oke but when it ends it like free falling because i have no homebase. (friends to go to)
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