Wednesday, August 8, 2007. I wake up. I look at my clock and it’s reading 11:37 AM. I decide today is the day that I change my life. I am tired of worrying about what may or may not happen. I get pissed from all the time I spent worrying. I am a virgin and am curious to know what my chances of getting laid are.

On the Fast Seduction 101 Player Guide there is a cold approach that I was always fascinated with ever since reading it over a year ago.

The “how about a fuck?” routine goes like this:

Him: Hi, my name’s Dave, what’s yours?
Her: (typically) Griselda.
Him: Right, Griselda, now we’re on first name terms, how about a fuck?


It’s based on the infamous Grand Master style. It was said that, by doing this seriously, you will have a 1 in 25 chance of getting a yes. To prevent from getting slapped you say “just kidding” if she really gets pissed off.

It doesn’t say if its for day game, or night game, or both.

I eat breakfast, have a shower, and get dressed as nice as I can; bronzer, white shoes, nice jeans, white belt, blue polo shirt, sunglasses, and disheveled hair. I leave the house and take the bus to a well populated place far from the house.

I arrive at the local University and I am getting more and more nervous. It’s summer, so the campus is quite barren during classes.

I decide that I should “warm up”. I approach 3 girls and ask where I find the campus center. They kindly point the way. I want to get these 25 girls out of the way so I don’t continue on these conversations.

So here are the stats I got from the girls on campus during day game:
Girl 1:
HB6
Response To “how about a fuck?” Routine: You’re joking right?
My Response: *Smile* Yeah

Girl 2:
HB7
Response To “how about a fuck?” Routine: *Look of disgust and walks away from me*

Girl 3
HB6
Response To “how about a fuck?” Routine: No!
My Response: (I get slapped here) I was just joking. (I don’t continue the conversation)

Girl 4
HB7.5
Response To “how about a fuck?” Routine: No.
My Response: *Smile* Just kidding. (Walk away)

Girl 5
HB7.5
Response To “how about a fuck?” Routine: (Something about her trying to read and if I think she’s a slut then I have a problem . . . )
My Response: (I just walk away)

Girl 6
HB5
Response To “how about a fuck?” Routine: Ummmm. Fuck off.
My Response: (walk away)

Girl 7
HB6
Response To “how about a fuck?” Routine: No thanks. Freak.
My Response: (walk away)

Girl 8
HB7
Response To “how about a fuck?” Routine: (gives me an odd look)
My Response: (walk away)

Girl 9
HB4
Response To “how about a fuck?” Routine: Are you calling me a slut?
My Response: No . . . it’s just a joke . . . (she doesn’t think I am joking, so I smile and walk away)

Girls 10 - 25
From girls 10 to 25 I just run through them not wasting time to write anything down. I know that I got slapped two more times and got ZERO “Yes” responses.

I get back home and make some supper. Sure my cheek hurt, but I’m still alive. I let out a little laugh. I decide to hit the gym and do some reading till around 11 PM.

Since I survived the day game of “how about a fuck? I decided to try night game. I waited to go to the bars after midnight, because girls tend to be buzzed and easier to talk to.

I didn’t want to look like a pervert writing a bunch of shit down after getting yelled at, so I didn’t write the details down. I just put marks on my arm each time I did the “how about a fuck?” routine.

I arrive downtown at 12:15 AM in my dads new car. The main bars in my city are on a single strip, so if one bar isn’t that great you just go down the block. I hit up 3 bars in the night. Each time a girl got really loud, so loud that people looked at me, I left the bar. I did get slapped, though since my face was still a little numb from the day they didn’t hurt too much. The results from asking 25 girls the “how about a fuck?” routine resulted in 3 “Yes” responses. I personally did not want to lose my virginity to these girls who said “Yes”.

Even though I did get 3 “Yes” responses during night game I still went to bed alone.

My ratio from the “how about a fuck?” routine -> 1:16.667

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dude you have some balls for doing that

you shoulda took one home though

Yeah man... you're a living legend.

That's conditioning.

But what were you thinking not taking one home?

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thats unreal man..

kudos...

i dont think the fact you didnt fuck any is all that relevant. what is relevant is that you had the balls to carry it out... mate, you can do anything from here...

i am VERY impressed.......


respect

Good work, man! This sounds exactly like something I need to do to break me out of my AFCness and kickstart myself into the Game. After all, what doesn't kill you can only make you stronger!

Hope your cheek(s) are alright. I'm suprised you didn't dodge the slaps after the first one.

Respect.

im also kinda of surprised none of them called the police or security and filed harassment or something because to be honest, i can see that happening to me so i think ill skip this routine

Thats Amazing Bro!

I need to that rsrsrsrs But not now... Im in deprecion after-ice cream ....

Anyway You do have Balls

J.Fox

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When a girl said, "Yes" I wondered how many other times she said, "Yes." That is what turned me off to the "Yes" girls.

V

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I'm just a guy, like you ***LUCKY***.

Like I said to xxIcexx, at the time I didn't want to have sex with a girl to said, "Yes" to such a question. Now I might reconsider.

V

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When I was in Montreal I asked girls on the street to slap me as hard as they can. The slaps I got from asking girls if they wanted to fuck were nothing compared to that. I have video of a slap somewhere on my blog.

V

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I was worried about that too, but if things do heat up just say it was a joke and that you were undertaking a bet.

V

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The F-close at it's most efficient. Walk up to a complete stranger and simply ask to fuck. Makes me wonder how much game can be eliminated and maintain reasonable success rates.

That's an interesting and ballsy thing to do, but didn't you just sort of ruin your chances with a bunch of HB's?

lol wow, dont think i'd ever have the nuts to use material i didnt believe in to approach girls, i only just about have enough confidence to do a c/f type approach that is tried and tested and i know will open well if i do it right to the right person. Nuff respect for trying, shame u didnt get any, i wonder how those girls would respond to a second, less full on approach from you (maybe the ones that didnt slap only, lol)

hey dude.. next time you have to try "how about pizza and a fuck".. when they respond negatively you respond with "what, you don't like pizza?" when i went to school in santa barbara I decided to try it one drunk night and got a better than 1 in 10 response.. but it being isla vista could have played a big factor