Hey guys its Xboxerdude im a 17 year old male living with my parents. I've decided to make a list of my pua adventures. I'm also just starting to sarge now after maybe 1 year of a reading and learning on the web. I'm Planning on attending the 21 convention so that should be interesting development along the way so here goes the first:

June 28 2010:

My friend(N) calls me asking to come over to watch a movie with him and some girls from his birtday party a couple weeks ago over. Last time I brought a girl with and she was all over me and hugging me and shit so I wasn't even trying to game the other girls last time. I decide to longboard over, on my way there I fall(already fell two days earlier) and get all bloody and dirty and this actually seemed to help me out once I arrive. So my friend helps me get cleaned up and while I'm in there 4 girls show up HB5 HB6 HB7 HB9. They ask what happened and I tell them the story then show my scrapes and they go wow your such a man that must hurt.

So HB6 drives me to my house with a overweight friend (E) of mine and he is trying to mack on her hard and so I try to help him out DHV and compliment him making him look good to help him out and my target is HB9 anyways. So i go change clean up and once i get back she starts complimenting me like crazy.

We get back and Friend N says that all the girls know I'm a drug dealer( I used to deal pot but now I just smoke) and that HB5 thinks I'm creepy.

Xbox: Really that's odd I didn't even talk to her last time.
N: Yea I just didn't want an awkward moment
Xbox: Yea you girls better watch out I'm the guy your parents told me about(with a big smile and wink at HB9
N:Did you know Xboxerdude has no life and is 2nd in the world in a game!!
HB6: Yea I bet I could beat him
Xbox: Nah you aint got a chance I'm Pro lets 1v1
HB6: Whats That?
E: Where you give him a blowjob

Hb6 starts laughing, HB9 and I hold eye contact.

HB5 has to be home early and she drove all except HB6 and so I decide to just practice on her

Xbox: So it will probably take you 30 minutes I'm a stallion
HB6: Wait what?
Xbox: We still have to 1v1 and I last forever
HB6: (she just laughs but with good EC and showing major IOIs)
Xbox: Hey how bout you drop me off at my house?
HB6: I got bud

So we go out and smoke and she says she is in a relationship with this guy that I actually know and he is on my rugby team, So at this point I just back off and play at it from a distance.

HB6: So my friend wants your number, she wants to fuck you! hahaha
This surprised the fuck out of me I have never heard or dealt with this one before
Xbox: Haha thats funny tell her I havent met her and I ain't that easy
HB6: Come on you should let me give her your number
Xbox: But I havent even met her and I'm not trying to get some STDs
HB6: hahahaha

A favorite thing I love to do is have girls talk on the mic while I play That way It puts us close to each other and gives great conversation everytime because of what the guys say on xbox when they hear a girl. But at this point the girl says she has to be home by one or spend the night and I knew what that meant but I didn't want to start drama and shit over a HB6. She has the same personality as another girl i met who loved me but had a boyfriend, that girl tried hooking me up with all of the hot friends she knew its kinda funny.

June 29

I decided today is the day I will start cold approaching as I need to make friends and find more parties and become a social king.

My first approach was at a mall with my buddies, saw two HBs and close in they are walking in the other direction but one makes eye contact with me and I hold it, and she keeps walking so I decide to nag them later.

See them buying chinese food and sit down so I say fuck it and try and put a smile on my face and walk towards them. They couldn't Beehive i was approaching them

Xbox: Hey whats up
HBs: Nothing
Xbox: Well I just moved from cali and am wondering what there is to do in this state
(this was a lie I actually have lived here in MN my whole life)

I start asking them shit and their advice on what to do what schools they go to blah blah blah
I start getting really nervous as the conversation is dying and try for a number close, I get the number. 1 for 1

After the mall we decide to stop by the local beach and try and pick up some hotties. After walking for a bit I see my girls and close in, I swear I had to chase them for 5 minutes.

I use the same bullshit story as last time and I have no idea why. This set was much more open and one girl was in her bikini and she had her arms on a bar and kept her breasts popping at me the whole time. I disqualify myself beacuse Im one year older I say "you girls are way to young for me" They laugh at this a friend of their comes in and I introduce myself and bring her right into the conversation. I say I have to get going so I get one of their numbers. 2 for 2

Go over to a friends house and longboard and the friend of HB6 texts me saying hey and I decide what the fuck I aint going to fuck around

DTFHB: Hey this is XXX's friend DTFHB
Xbox: Whattup
DTFHB: hah i'm good! sorry about the whole texting situation, we should probably just chill sometime.
Xbox: Yea what r u doin tonite
DTFHB: meh not shit why?
Xbox: You should come over

she didn't respond until an hour later when she asked where I lived. She comes and picks me up at my friends and drives to my house where we watch a movie and I start playing with her hair and I say "I love playing with hair" and she kisses me. I do my kino and right when im sucking on her breasts she says shes on her period so I just plow through and get her real horny and I just straight up tell her to suck my dick.

An hour later my dad comes down when she and I are both naked and asks who is over and it was all sketchy and shit I think he knew what was up!

I learned not to be a pussy and go for what you want.

June 30


Not much action today I had to work and go to court today.

Around a week ago a girl that I like went out on a date with me and played lazer tag. I was really nervous and didn't even kiss her or hug her the entire time or even hold hands all that happened was at the start she took pictures with me and we did have a blast playing lazer tag. I don't know if she has put me in the friend zone. I always seem to freeze when I am around her.

So around 10 at night I head over to a friends where a bunch of dudes were hanging out and a friend from a different school I know. We matched and smoked and he said tomorrow he is going out on a boat with 6 girls and was wondering if I wanted to go. This is a great opportunity to run game on them.

I head over to another friends house to borrow him a controller and the girl from lazer tag says to go back she wants to see me at my friends house with everyone there. I show up and she had a number I needed on her phone and I went up right next to her and she was showing me her phone but I didn't put my arm around her or escalated at all. I froze, scared like a deer with headlights. I then said I had to go home which I had to.

And I just got a text from DTFHB "Xboxerdude u muiss yiu siii much" Idk what to make out of that if shes drunk or what cause its 1 in the morning night.

July 1st 2010


We have our highs and lows everyday they cycle and you just have to suffer through the bad to enjoy the good.

Well today was interesting, I met up with my friend from the rugby team he had two girls with him, HB8 and HB9. Turns out HB9 was a neighbor of an old friend and she remembered me from when I was ten. We talk for awhile and I get the set to open up to me. I was able to get solid eye contact from HB9 and she said my boat was like a pimp boat (IOI?). It's a 1954 Chris Craft 19 footer ski boat.

The hardest part was that they go to a rich school and are very group oriented. I am also a year under them so it was an uphill battle the whole time. A boat full of guys shows up and it turns out everyone was drinking and I didn't feel like DUI home so I bounce out of their and head on over to a friends also on the lake.

He has two HB7s one Slutty and one who is a Virgin. Made great eye contact throughout the set and the conversation turned to where we were discussing how I can make girls orgasm amazingly and the slut was just eating it up. What was odd though is that she was saying she didn't like me but body language said she did and she always smiled at me. Also the shy virgin HB was into me with eye contact all the time and a couple of other IOIs but I had to leave there to go meet up with the girl I got a BJ from the other night.

We ended up driving to a park where we talked and got to know eachother better but, she isn't GF material and she is way into me. She wants to fuck me but shes on her period and I'm not dealing with that nasty shit. So we make out and she gives me another blow job. I then tell her I have to bounce off and she drops me off.

I wouldn't mind a fuck buddy, but we arn't into the same shit. Shes into metal while, I like gangster rap stuff like that. Should I just tell her it's over so I can focus on other girls to game or keep her around to occupy and fuck me?

A sex buddy should only have on quality: Turning you on sexually.

Are you turned on by her? Then have her as a fuck buddy.


Who cares what music your fuck buddy listens to, she's there for sex only. You really don't want any chemistry other than sexual with a fuck buddy, cause then it has a chance of growing into a relationship.

July 2nd

Today reconfirmed that at my previous school that I have no power at all socially. I used to be a major chode and I have a bad rep. So I guess I am moving schools to a 1000+ graduating class. This hopefully is a good opportunity for me as I don't have any social status in my current school.

I could tell no one has respect for me and who I am. It really made me feel like shit but it defiantly showed me I have to go out their and cold approach, if I want to become successful with women. I am going to take a hold of my life.

I am not going to hold back, I am going to become the natural that I am, and be comfortable around women.

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Thanks for the advice, I think she understands this as we only meet up for a couple hours have sex and I leave.

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July 3rd


Today I did pretty much nothing. I attempted to go to the mall but whenever I saw a girl that was attractive I would think she is too old or to young or not hot enough, or too hot. I don't know what came into me and why I didn't approach.

Ended up sitting in my house doing nothing on a Saturday night.

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