| I've never written a field report before, I made a promise to myself when I started I'd never publicly brag about my conquests, but I learned so much tonight and still have an unanswerable question. It's gonna be a long story, so you can skip to what I learned if you're just looking for information. If you're kind enough to read through it, please tell me how this worked, because i don't really know how i did this.
I met the girl through some friends. She's a hot 8 but has the insane ego of an 20. I've seriously never seen a girl with an ego like this, and it shows in everything she does. My friend is dating her friend, so she ended up at the same party as me. I decided I'd make her my target of the night (she was the hottest girl there)
My friend introduced me and I opened by saying "Whats up?" And then she hit me with the craziest thing I've ever gotten.
She cocked her head back. squinted her eyes. looked into my eyes. looked down at my body. then back up at my eyes. then at her friend. and said "Oh, hi."
I immediately hated her. I've NEVER seen a girl with this kind of ego before. She looked at everyone like they were bugs. I knew I had to get her.
For some reason in highschool, girls aren't very bitchy about meeting new people. Only the really hot ones are approached a lot, but when you meet someone through a friend, I've NEVER met a girl with a strong bitch-shield. This girl had a bitch shield so thick she couldn't see out of it. And the way she responded to being introduced to me was the craziest IOD I've ever seen. I had no idea what the fuck to do. Then, right before I'd abandoned all hope, the clouds parted and I heard a voice from the heavens (Mystery's) say "Fight IOD with IOD, match bitch with neg." and so i did. Epically.
I walked past her while talking to my friend, and as i was passing where she was sitting, said "Sorry, i forgot your name, what was it? All i remember about you was that you're really fucking rude." She replies "I'm Katie." Then she completely turned from me and kicked her feet up onto the table. She obviously didn't want to talk to me at all.
Katie-1 Me-0
I just laughed and said to my friend next to me "See, I told you she was rude!" She looked back and gave me the bitchiest look I've ever seen. But at least I had her attention. I smiled, then noticed her boots. They kinda looked like stripper boots, so i said "Oh my God! You're that girl from the corner! I love it when you wear those boots! I have SUCH a boot fetish!" She started laughing, then told me about how her mom said she was wearing whore boots before she left. Bam. Bitch shield dropped.
Me-1 Katie-1
So, I sat down and listened.I told her a story about the time my mom found this chicks boots in my room. She laughed we continued talking from there. Our conversation was EXTREMELY harsh. I probably flipped her off 5 times, constantly said "Fuck You!" "Wow, what a BITCH!" and looking away like she was some child i didn't want to talk to. She did the same, only, she was WAY better. She has the craziest bitch looks ever, and didn't give me a single IOI the whole time. In fact, we basically shot harsh IODs at eachother throughout the night.
Katie-2 Me-1
Her friend pulled me over at one point and said "God, if you were being serious, you'd be the biggest dick in the world!" I just laughed and said "Who said i wasn't being serious?" she just rolled her eyes. I asked her why any guys would EVER even kiss her, cus she was such a bitch. He friend told me she'd had a boyfriend who was in college for almost a year and she hadn't even let him feel her up. That was the farthest she'd ever been, and her boyfriend broke up with her a couple months ago. And at that point, I gave up. There was no way in hell i was getting this one. I said goodbye to everyone, told Katie (jokingly) that we were so similar that we were going to kill eachother someday, and left
Katie-3 Me-1
Victor?
Yesterday she texted me (she got my number from her friend) and it read "Hey fucker." I laughed as soon as i read it, cus i knew it was from her. After some harsh, bitchy, and completely dick move texts, we decided that we were going to meet up today.
I figured I'd gotten to her, but when i got there, she gave me the "Wow, you're a fucking piece of dirt" look again. I laughed and told her she was such a bitch, but on the inside, it was pretty crushing.
She immediately says "My friends totally ditched us, so its just you and me now." i was sitting in her car, and somehow managed to get her to start talking. She opened up a little bit, but not much. Just told me about her family and stuff, and she kept looking at me like i was being awkward.
This was an epic fail , this chicks ego is just WAAAYYYY too big to tackle. I give up.
Katie-4 Me-1
And just then, i heard that voice again. It said "Just go for it. What do you have to lose?" So, i got eye contact (painfully), and reached over and lifted her chin. She gave me a "Your such a fucking loser" look, but didn't move. So, i leaned in, and kissed her.
She froze. Didn't move. My head was swirling "SHIT! WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO NOW?" after about 2 seconds, i pulled back. She had stayed there totally frozen. I was getting ready to reach back and fly out of her car, get in mine, and drive off when i guess it hit her.
Her hands shot out, and she grabbed the back of head, and pulled my face back to hers. She attacked me like an animal, and we started making out. I pulled her into the back of the car, and it went on from there. She lost her virginity to me 3 hours ago in the back of my car.
Katie-5 Me-100000
She's texting me right now and she's so crazy about me it's not even funny. How the fuck did this happen? I don't really know, but i learned some really great lessons tonight.
1- No girl has an indestructible bitch-shield.
2- High Ego = Lots of negs and Iods
3- The craziest Iod ever. eyes, body, eyes, squint, away.
4- If you can touch her face, you can go for the kiss.
5- Some girls just need to be set free.
6- Cars need to have more room in the back.
I know what i did worked, but i don't know why. She should have thought i was a total asshole, and she seemed like wwaaaayyy too much of a bitch to ever do this. Has anyone else ever encountered something like this?
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