| So I've always been shy and opening has been a major sticking point for me. After reading a report on the sleeve opener by Chris Calo, I decided to go out alone in Montreal to try it out.
As I stood on the corner of Crescent and Maisonneuve, I undid my button on my right sleeve. It's actually a really hard button so it works well (It's one of those dress shirts from Zara... looks really nice but you need midget elf hands to be able to do up the buttons)
I noticed an gorgeous club promoter standing on the corner beside me. She was SPAM VIP passes to a club, and seemed really approachable.
Approach 1
Me: "I'm meeting friends soon and well.. I can't do this sleeve!"
HBPromoter: "Oh, cool. Lemme help you!" She put all her fliers down and started to help me button up my sleeve.
Me: "No really, I gotta go meet my friends, thanks!"
And so I waved back at them, and left.
Looking back at this... oh man! What a disaster! First, that's when it really hit me that this indeed, was a GREAT way to open. Second, what was I doing! They were openly inviting me to join them and I refused because I was scared to admit I was doing this to pick up girls.
Deep down inside, I still felt embarrassed to talk to girls. I was missing out on the fact that it's natural for men to like women and vice versa. You should never be ashamed of your desires for women!
I headed to Brutopia and as I walked, I undid the buttons on both sleeves.. This shit was working well!
Approach 3
As I walked around in Brutopia, looking around to see if I knew anyone, I spotted two HBCougars at a table. Before I could even think about it, I was in set. Something magical happens when you start warming up... you don't even have to think about it after the 2nd or 3rd approach.
Me: "Hey, I'm just waiting for my friends and well... I couldn't do this up"
HBCougar1: "Oh, yeah! Let me help you"
Me: "Sweet, you guys are awesome"
At this point, I was sitting with two hot women, both of them leaning over towards me, both hands on my arms trying to do up my sleeves. Pretty sure most of the bar glanced over to see what was happening... haha.
HBCougar2: "This right one's really tough!"
HBCougar1: "I did it! I win!"
HBCougar2: "Arggg, it won't go in!"
HBCougar1: "Well why don't you lube it up..."
Me: "Ohhh, haha I need at least a drink before you start lubing me up"
HBCougar1: "I did it!"
Me: "What are you up to tonight?"
HBCougar1: "Oh just hanging out, you?"
Me: "You know, meeting some friends... I wonder where they are now."
HBCougar1: "Well you can stay with us until they come! What do you do?"
Me: "blah blah blah"
HBCougar2: "Any OTHER buttons need help?"
Me: "Nah I'm fine! I should probably find my friends now though..."
This was a great set, but I'm really not into cougars. I mean, they were good looking but this was getting wayyy to sexual too quickly. It's funny to joke about it, but I just felt like these two were SERIOUS about undoing additional buttons!
lol, I felt I got in wayyy over my head in that set.
Approach 4, 5, 6,
Went to St-Denis... and undid my sleeves again. The opener worked every time that night, with girls stroking my arm half the time after doing up the button. Got 2 numbers, 1 MSN contact and lots of kino. What a night!
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CHAT
)) you've done all this work to open the set just to leave?:)