Im posting this as my wingman and I are chilling in my room smoking some Hooka.

So we decided today that we were going downtown to smash AA once and for all... what started out as a simple night on the town, turned into one of the weirdest experiences of my life.

While discussing the merits of direct game as opposed to indirect MM style gaming, we were opened by an old lady (like 70 years old) who claimed to be a mystic, and ended up having a long theological discussion.
While she was talking, the HB9 that was giving us looks walked off the bus and out of our lives forever. fml

While walking down St-Catherine street (its the main street for all you non-Montrealers), we noticed a few HBs but AA didnt help. The worst was when we arrived in front of the MusiquePlus building (french Much Music). It was STALK full of HBs standing in front, but we had never seen such large sets before and had no idea what the hell to do about it!!

We went into a hotel lobby to see if there were any HBs there, but it was completely empty.

I decided to crush AA once and for all by doing something ridiculous, so every HB I saw, I would smile and say "Pandabears!" (and to every hobo that asked me for money.. seriously guys, it works!)

I then opened my first set that was sitting down having a beer on the terrasse. (they were in their mid 20s and Im 19 but look young)

TheMack: Hey lemme ask you something, do you find Parris Hilton hot? (my own invented opener, feel free to try it out)
HBs: bla bla bla opinion
THEN OUT OF NOWHERE, the damned waitress shows up, prolly to make sure that I wasnt harassing her custommers, so immediately I ask her to join in and ask her opinion

problem is, I DONT know how to transition into attraction. Its one of my biggest sticking points, not being able to display attractive qualities.

So I kindly eject and keep going. After walking down the street, I open an HB9 walking alone

TheMack: Hey there! I found you absolutely adorable and I would prolly be kicking myself all night if I hadnt stopped to say hi.
HB: ohhh haha hi bla bla bla
TheMack: So where are you headed tonight?
HB: Oh just meeting up with some friends from work
TheMack: Well Im actually a psychic, here show me your hand *extends palm* Ahhh I see, okay so your job is... YOUR A PIRATE!
HB: yes, exactly (kinda getting annoyed at this point)
TheMack: well anyway i should get going, but here, put your number in my phone
HB: well I actually have a boyfriend
TheMack: OMG me too! I also have two kids!
HB: That sucks, anyway bye

The whole time, I was nervous and so it all just came out as badly rehearsed lines. I dont get it, Im REALLY good at flirting with girls Im used to being around :S

We continue walking down the street and my wing opens a waitress and number closes.

We then keep walking and I open a 4 set of MILFs eating supper, I basically went by and said "hi, I find you all just ridiculously adorable and I had to say it!" they all smile and say thank you and I keep on about my day.

I then open a 2 set of blondes but they were french and for some reason I CANNOT game in french! I basically tell one of them that I want to talk to her friend, so I turn to her and tell her I find her adorable, and she smiles but kinda ignores me, I eventually get blown out of the set so i walked away. DAMN

Then, my wing and I spot a 4 set, 3 of which were wearing a tiara and a sign saying "miss Quebec". Heres how it went down

Wingman: STOP!
*they stop and look at us*
TheMack: We just find you all to be so cute and we had to say hi
HBs: giggle but kinda look awkward
TheMack: so did you actually win anything or are you just showing off?
HB: no! I came in first, she came in second, she came in third, and she is our manager (the manager was the fat ugly one and turned out to be the biggest cock blocking bitch ever)
Wingman: ohh I see *starts talking to his girl directly and immediately asks for her number*
HB: uhmmm I dont know, my manager makes all my decisions
Manager: Yeh no, maybe if they werent wearing the dress or something but its obvious your just after her for status (or something of the sort)

All the while, I just stood there like an AFC, cuz I had NO Idea what to say to them. My wingman had at least picked a target, I was really into the winner of first prize and 3rd prize, but I didnt know what to say and was kinda intimidated by the 4 girls standing in front of me. They eventually walked away and we were left empty handed.

Anyone have any good tips on daygame? I mean I did reach my goal of opening 5 sets and saying hi/Pandabears to over 20 women. But Im still slightly disappointed because I keep getting blown out... I used to be better at this!!!

thanks guys
TheMack