| The names of the people in this FR have been changed to protect the identity of the innocent. Oh, and I didn't use names like "HBSo-and-so" in this FR because I think that would make this particular FR make a lot less sense.
This is a story about how lack of teamwork and proper winging can lead things awry.
Last night, a group of many English teachers, including me, went to Seoul for a going-away party for one of our fellow local teachers. The significant characters within this group were Sara, a wing friend who normally helps me out with logistics, Sadiq, a big and tall Indian dude from South Africa, Clay, a dude, and Nena, a really short chick.
A few of us take a train together going to Seoul in the afternoon, and Nena was there, too. I do a little kino here and there by using her as an arm rest and shit like that, but nothing too serious as I wasn't quite sure whether or not I actually wanted to seduce her since she's in our regular social circle. While talking to her on the train I find out that she used to be a singer, which turns me on. Yeah, looks like I'm probably going to have to seduce her after all.
The first bar we go to ends up being this brewery with really great beer. All you can drink beer (like Pilsner, Belgian White, Cream Stout, etc.) for less than $20 until 8 PM! That shit was awesome. While we were there, I sat across from Nena and talked to her and some other people casually. I decided to run the cube on her at some point because she mentioned that she was really "weird" and has even seen 3 hypnotherapists before, so I was curious to see if her cube responses were interesting and/or unique. I forgot what her responses were, but I do remember that they were indeed interesting and unique. This made me more interested in her. Then we started talking about sex and other sexually related topics. I was using sexual topics to create a sexual frame, but I hadn't given her a direct SOI just yet.
Rather than using the cube routine to try and create "attraction" or whatever the fuck most people think its supposed to do, I used it to see if I could become more interested in her.
Round two was at a club called Monkey Beach. They had bucket drink specials where you can get a bucket of any mixed drink they had (8 shots in a bucket) for $15. Awesome shit. While we walked there, I paired up and walked with Nena, telling her "I guess we're on a Buddy system." While at the club, Nena and I took turns buying buckets for the two of us and we talked about sex some more, but this time I threw in some direct SOIs by saying that we should have a threesome (she mentioned liking girls) and other shit like that. I also told her, "since there are too many people that we know around here, we shouldn't hook up tonight."
She replied with a simple, "OK." I was prepared for any response. If she said something like "What makes you think I was going to hook up with you?" or anything like that, I was ready with 60's techniques of handling shit tests with silence, EC, and tension. "OK" was a great response, though.
We danced our asses off with each other and with other people. Everyone got drunk out of their minds. At one point while everyone else was at the club, I somehow ended up at a restaurant with this random girl from our party, eating chicken wings. I don't know. All I remember is her telling me that she's a vegetarian while eating a piece of chicken. wtf lol
The random girl and I head back to the club to see everyone else standing outside because the guy we were throwing the party for got kicked out for not being able to keep his pants on or something. He later found a bunch of dollar bills stuffed into his underwear. I find Nena. Everyone else is talking about going to a different part of the city to continue the party, but it was getting late and I was getting very tired. Nena appeared to be in the same boat, so we took a cab back to our motel.
Now, we originally had 3 rooms reserved for the 7 people who were on the same train ride to Seoul. Sadiq and I were sharing a room together, Clay and the guy we were throwing the party for had a room, and the 3 girls (including Nena and Sara) had a room together. Nena and I go into my room and I send a text to Sara saying, "get Sadiq to sleep in your room tonight." I knew she could pull it off since she's had sex with Sadiq before.
I end up on the phone with Sara somehow and she tells me that she's going to sleep at some other place so she got Clay to take care of Sadiq. Alright, Sara can't personally wing me because she's getting laid. OK, that's fine. She passes on the winging responsibility onto someone I don't know I can trust. OK, well, erm... We'll see how this goes. The guy we were throwing the party for was still out partying and wouldn't get back to the motel for a very long time, so the plan was to get Sadiq to sleep in Clay's room.
Clay apparently had other plans. He was willing to help out a little bit, but he kinda wanted the room for himself. He walked back to the motel with Sadiq, but Sadiq, being all drunk as hell, bursts into the room with me and Nena right when I get her panties off (underneath the covers) and walks into the bathroom. Clay stands outside looking confused and does nothing about this.
I follow Sadiq into the bathroom and try to get him to leave. I couldn't tell him the details of what was going on because I wanted to keep things at least somewhat discreet between me and Nena, so Sadiq thinks I'm just trying to humiliate him by kicking him out of the motel room. I get Sadiq outside the room, but Clay is already gone into his room with the door locked. Sadiq starts getting verbally confrontational and also starts trying to push me around lightly. He's making a lot of noise, so the motel owner lady comes up and tries to get him to shut up. She sees that Sadiq is trying to force himself into our room while I had a girl on the bed, so she helps us get him into Clay's room. At this point Sadiq was trying to push me around a little more and was yelling.
The room's phone gets a call from Clay's room and he tells me that Sadiq just wants to get his things out of our room. The only thing that was there was his jacket. I grab the jacket and open the door to find Sadiq bursting in trying to tackle me while Clay attempts to hold him back. Clay isn't strong enough to hold Sadiq for long, so Sadiq ends up tackling me onto the bed while Nena hides her naked legs underneath the covers.
We wrestle for a little while, taking turns throwing each other off-balance and Sadiq eventually puts me in a one-arm headlock. I got out of it pretty easily and I put him in a two-arm choke hold. Clay decides to step in and try to break up the fight by putting me into the same choke hold and I let Sadiq go because I realize that it would be a good idea to start diffusing things. The motel owner lady comes up again because of all the noise and threatens to call the cops. Clay and I are trying to tell her not to call the cops while Sadiq, behind Clay, is yelling at me about how he's from South Africa and how they eat people like me for breakfast every day or some shit.
Sadiq eventually agrees to go to Clay's room without trying to fight me again under the coercion of the motel owner lady's threats to call the cops. He left early in the morning to get back home alone. Oh, and no sex for me. Nena had a boyfriend objection that I didn't even want to bother trying to deal with at this point. If I gave a flying fuck, I would have used the Straw Man Technique by Nick Quick aka "Adonis." Check that out if you want to use a really awesome boyfriend destroyer. I've used it before and it works great.
All in all, it was a really fun night.
|
CHAT
