| this sarge lasted from 1pm to 4am. this is a long post=. be warned
first, went to a picnic, lots of people I knew there. Sarged a couple girls, mostly just being friendly. No lines, no routines, just random conversation. I had no interest really sluting myself out, because these were my friends.
One girl however caught my eye (HB8).
Me: Oh hi *looks surpirsed*
HB: Hi, whats wrong?
Me: Your kinda short, I didnt see you standing there
HB; haha, I get that sometimes
Me: whats up?
HB: blah blah blah (fluff)
Me: Oh wow thats interesting. Hey did you know that my friend just released an album (true story)
HB: Oh wow, like is it in stores?
Me: You can download it on itunes
HB: What kind of music is it?
Me: blah blah blah
Me: Yes he is really good. not your regular college kid band good, like good enough for people to buy good.
HB: I havent been to a concert is so long, last one I have been to was when I was 16 (she is 20 now).
Me: You loser, you really havent been to a concert in that long?
HB: Really
Me: Look, I gotta run, but maybe if you do some homework we can talk about music again sometime. I'll call you
HB: Ok. Do you want my number?
Me: Well sure if you want to give it to me.
*number closed and she told me to call her later. Convo went tsomething like this*
Me: Hey whats up?
HB: Fighting with my ex boyfriend
Me: Oh wow, are you getting ready?
HB: For what?
Me: Im going out, I'm assuming you are doing the same. (Sat. night)
HB: No I'm staying in
Me: You know whats happening to you right now? You are putting al the blame on him for a failed relationship. What actually happened is you both made the mistake of thinking that a single partner relationship would work out at the age of 20. You should just be the person Im pretty sure you are just have fun
HB: You are so right
Me: So....
HB: Well, I cant go out because my ID got taken at this last bar, but I promise that after my sister sends me her license I will go out w/ you. I'll do anything you want.
Me: Well, I dont know when I'll be around to hang out, but I guess if you dont have an ID I dont want to have to worry about not having a good time.
HB: I really want to go out. Maybe its a good thing I cant. Right now I'm either in the mood to punch someone in the face, or fuck somebody.
Me: Hopefully the later of the 2, but seeing you do the 1st before would be fun.
*ended convo and set a date to hang out/have sex*
Fast forward to 1am.
Go to the bar with my wing. I run into this girl that I briefly flirted with in my AFC days. I never got anywhere because well, I was an AFC and she was a HB9. She was there with her HB8 friend.
Me: *To obstacle* Do you think that there will be music that we hate as parents when we have kid of our own?
HB*: Probably blah blah blah
HB9: *Started talking really loud and complaining that her heels were getting stuck in the plank floor cracks*
Me: Are you gonna be ok?
HB9: Maybe if you buy me a drink
Me: You should buy me a drink for me having to be in public with a girl that cant walk in heels.
HB9: You jerk *playfully*
Me: Ok, I'll make you a deal. Lets play a game. If I lose, I'll buy you and your friend a round. If I win, you owe me.
HB9: Ok
Me: The name of the game is called 5-lies (please see my previous post for this routine. Its the same used by style. Search and you will find it).
HB9: That is so not fair!
Me: Ok fine, I feel bad for you because that was too easy.
*At this point we walk downstairs. I made sure to pay attention more to her friend that the target*
Me: I'm gonna go find my friends, I'll meet you back
HBs: Ok.
Now this is the part where the night really turns. I find my friends, try and sarge these 2 HB10s and I get rocked. Like I totally froze. I opened with the same line as above, but I couldnt think of anything. The one girl responded with "yes" and that was it. I ejected while I could, but my shit was fucked up.
The night went downhill. I saw this other HB10 that I used to work with, but hated. She is an evil vindictive bitch, and thats being nice.
I specifically avoid eye contact with her and try and avoid her, because we dont like eachother at all and this was the last thing I needed. She walked behind me, making sure to not look me in the face, and put her hand on my back to have me move. She gave me a little shove in the back too.
Something sparked. I dont know what it was, but I was pissed. I was like "fuck this. I will NOT have my night go AFC, I will NOT let this shit get me down, and I WILL at least k-close the HB9 I saw earlier!"
I was a man possessed. I found the HB9 and her friend. The confidence poured out of me. My wing intercepted the HB8 friend, and I went to town. Strong Kino. We played the cube. Lots of solid eye contact and long pauses with her hanging on everything I said. I didnt give a shit what anyone thought, I was closing this girl.
Me: I'm really proud of myself tonight
HB9: Why?
Me: There was this girl I used to work with here. She is a bitch, but she is really hot, so guys swoon over her. She tools them along and they go with it. I didnt.
HB9: Hot guys can do that too
Me: Yea, but I think anyone can. I'm decent and I've been tooling you along all night
HB9: *Looked stunned, I think she realized that I gamed her hardcore*
Me: *Take both of her hands*
Me: So is it still working?
*K-closed*
I cant tell you guys how excited I was. She walked away to save her friend from some greaseballs, but I didnt give a shit. I came back from a serious pit and closed her. I WILL f-close her. She said she really wants to hang out again.
That will be another post. Thanks for reading. Comments or suggestions?
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