| So! Tonight. St Patty's. I am very new to the community, but every time I go to the gym, I listen to David DeAngelos interviews. I am also reading Style's book 'The Game.' Oh man there is some gold here. Tonight, I took my normal buddies and taught them about a couple of routines. The 'you look like a girl from the second grade who was obsessed with horses' routine, the C and U shaped tooth routine, the 'do you know where I can find cotton candy routine' and Mystery's guess the number routine.
Oh and opening is never a problem for me, its the demonstrating value portion.
So, I start out by Neggin the SHIT out of the first girl and her friend. Poor thing, I had NO idea how to progress there, so I kept up neggin her. I did use Mystery's guess the number game, which worked, BIG TIME! She was a bit insecure and not very pretty. I kept looking at a mole on her face. I negged her to the point that she called me out on it, "why are you picking on me so much?" I blamed it on my Latin lineage, that 'sarcasm ran thick through my veins" , " I thrive on this kind of humor." I think I was blatant enough for her to understand this as sarcasm.
I left with my buddy and his girl. the Two girls seemed sad to see me go, but I told them that they were good sports and i needed to go to the next bar.
There i struck out miserably. MISERABLY. I SLOWLY approached two more 5/10s because they looks like easy kills. That was dumb. I used the "where can I find Cotton Candy around here?" approach. "Giant" they said. So I tried to make more out of the opener and called BS on it. They started to inch away. I then did the Mystery "Guess the Number" FAIL. I said 3, she said 2. So i seemingly surrendered, i said, let me try again! 1 to 10..... I guessed 7, she guessed 6. I said " WOW, I was really close" She said "WRONG, no matter" FAIL. The friend grabbed the other and pulled her away. I asked to borrow the friend that I was attempting, " Can I borrow her from you?" The Friend gave me a look of disgust. A terrible look I have never seen so bad. I got sad for a little while, so i said, "Lets change venue!" to my buddy.
NEW venue, the scene: bar in front, two 6's on stools, three Gothy/Artsy 9's (My thing) to the right, and my 2 buddies next to me (AFCs) I asked them, because I am out of material, " Pick any chick and any opener, no matter HOW ridiculous, and I will do it." They just made jokes, so I turned to the 7's and made the same propositions. They were stumped, so I said "Pick the girls, and I will do the rest" They pointed to the 9s.
I approached one, she was already a bit tipsy. I felt like a million bucks, JUST because I had an audience. I approached, asked her where i can find more people in her style (Around here, in Washington DC is Fratboy Central) She just DUG it. Plus I am a decent looking artsy guy, so I think that helped me there. She leaned in close. So I reciprocated. She fell on the bench behind her, so i Negged. "Wow, did I intimidate you into sitting down?, why dont you scoot over so I can sit next to you." that worked, she scooted over. I asked her her opinion on artsy scenes around here, asked what she did, learned a bit about her, told her i was an art student from the Savannah College of Art and Design. Turns out her sister graduated from there. Self Worth demonstrated. i made fun of her, I forget what i said, but I followed up, "I bet you aren't a very good kisser". I think either she fell for it OR she caught my ploy, by responding, " Nope, not really. I rebutted, " I am." and just went for it! I kissed her! Made out and everything. I wanted to tease her, so I pulled away. BAD MOVE. because here friend was right in front of us. She asked the chick, "Wana get out of here?" "Yes, lets go" I QUICKLY asked, can I have your number. I EVER MORE QUICKLY realized my mistake, and SAID, "Put your number in my phone." Bingo. Got it.
They left, so I debriefed my friends on the occurrence, and promptly went back to the 7s. I quickly realized I had demonstrated value to them as they watched me 'get to know' the other girl. I negged/pushed and pulled/ and teased them freestyle for about 40 minutes. I grew tired and left with my friends. NOT without the 7s' Numbers. WIN.
I Stalemated, then FAILED, then WON, then came out on top.
It was a great and educational night.
Thank you community!
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