Hi peoples!
I showed up in Chico a bit early around 8pm on Friday. I was going to meet up with Joe19 and some other PUA fellas. I stopped by Gearhead Barbershop and Tattoo to say hi to some peoples. Then I headed over to Lost on Main, a club and art gallery but it was closed since it was only like 8:30 or so. I went downstairs to the Lost pool hall and got a Pabst. These cute girls were there and some lesbian looking ones too.
I requested some songs on the jukebox to set the mood. They were setting up some speakers and stuff for a live concert in the pool hall. I proceeded back to Gearhead, greeting random people as I passed them on the sidewalk. This cute female tattoo artist works at Gearhead, so I talked to her about tattoos a bit while we smoked cigarettes.
I proceeded to the Madison Bear Garden, which is like 4 bars in one venue. It was pretty dead, so I was just greeting random people. Not much happened. I ran into a cute roller girl, HBSlapjack. She's so pretty, but is lesbian.
I asked her when the next bout was and she just replied, "I don't know" so I thanked her for that bit of info and ejected the 3 set. I got a Sierra Nevada from the bar and talked with the cute brunette bartender for a bit:
Me - What is your name so I don't have to keep calling you 'bartender'?
Her - "Name" *extending her hand to shake mine*
Me - Thanks "name"
I got a soda after that to keep myself a bit sober and circled the bar looking for a poon... I mean... girl to talk to. I had to piss, so I went to the Men's bathroom with my soda and somebody else came in while I was at the urinal. It was a female! While pissing I just stated, "Hey! I'm pissing here!" She replied, "don't worry honey, I'm not here to see your dick." She was cute and slutty looking just doing her hair in the Men's bathroom mirror. I told her I had to wash my hands. She touched my shoulder and called me cute a couple times, then took off. What would TVA_Oslo do? I giggled my ass off. It's not everyday that a good slut tries to flirt with you in the Men's bathroom.
I went upstairs and danced a bit with some cuties. They were taking pictures and dancing near me. This 5 set of latinas told me to sit with them. Wait, I knew like most of them from my work at Willow's Walmart. They were my customers. I chilled with them a bit and bought a pitcher of Bud Light. The cute one that called me over to sit by them kept punching me in the arm and slapping me on the back. Then I found some guy friends and joked with them. Joe19 showed up and I introduced him to the ladies. The girls wanted to go for a smoke downstairs and I was all out, so the hot/slutty blond shared one with me. It tasted a bit like lipstick.
The blond and I finished our smoke and the girls went back upstairs. The hot blond latina wanted to hang out more, but I said I was gonna catch up later after I chill with some of the fellas. Her face was like 3 inches from mine and I could have kissed her or did I? The bar was really packed, so I just greeted random girls. Some brushed by me and I was like, "Your boobs just touched me!" I had fun and ran into some PUA guys like Joe19 again. I went back upstairs and danced some more with some more hotties. Then I got bored and headed back to Lost on Main.
The doorman said it was $3 to get in but I was out of cash, so I pulled another $20 out of the SPAM at Bank of America. I got back to Lost and asked who was playing. It was a lingerie dance/fashion show! Yay.
I had to piss and came out of the bathroom, these hot stripper looking girls were up on stage and a DJ was spinning some remixed beats. I went to the bar there and got a Heineken. This super cute tattooed blond told me I looked Irish and was drinking a "German" beer. I told her I was part German, Dutch/Irish, Scottish, etc... Her eyes got wide and she said, "You're a MUTT!" I told her, "I'm a SEXY mutt." She giggled and I complimented her on her tats. She was so fucking cute. Some of her friends came back and I grabbed my beer and said I have to go dance.
This cute/thick blond with pigtails caught my eye and I found her more attractive than the majority of stripper-like girls in lingerie. This gal in a bra and panties had a hula-hoop and was doing tricks with it on stage. I went outside for a smoke and ran into HBHapaBartender. I bummed a smoke off of a guy friend and talk to HBHB. She has HUGE boobs and is one of the sweetest, most badass girls I know. She remembered my name and I asked her when her next concert was. She plays bass for a couple local bands in town.
I went back inside and was dancing with my Fedora hat on. This dude slapped me on the back and complimented me on my hat. He was wearing a Fedora too and showed me some tricks with it. I just twirled my hat a bit and we giggled and I went back to dancing with some random girls. It was a great night. I loved watching a stage full of girls in lingerie and the DJ was quite good too. My kino definitely needs work, but that will come with time.
Best bet is to just get out there and have fun. Eventually some girl will show interest in my looks, skills, and energy enough to want to fuck me. Then it is just a matter of pulling and getting her to a sex location. Thanks for reading.
-Chicoman
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