| So today was my neighbor's big 21st birthday party. I have never really tried running PUA game on any girl before tonight. I brought a friend with me to wing, here's what happened.
First, we just wanted to open some random chick to test out our routines. One of my friends at the party was pointing out some HB7 who, apparently is a model with 200,000 fans on Facebook (I didn't find her very attractive) so I decided to start with her. Here's what happened.
Me: Hey let me get your opinion on something
HB7 (looking very uninviting): ok...
Me: Jealous GF opener
*Although I had good delivery and I was engaging, the entire time she was looking at me with a very strange look.. plus she never blinked which was fucking weird. After the Jealous GF opener, I was going to go into the whole C vs U-shaped smiles, when I heard these 2 guys laughing really loudly next to us. One of the guys interrupts me and he goes "Wait... Neil Strauss? The Game? Yeah, I just finished reading that. *sarcastically* Imagine a cube...." After hearing this, I didn't give any offended reaction or anything, I just kept it cool and started negging her. I said her clothes weren't matching and then mocked how she has 200,000 fans on facebook. Then I said her outfit has no contrast, and pointed to my red tie matching my red shoes in addition to my grey pants, and said something really cocky like "this is how your outfit should flow" She laughed a bit, then started completely ignoring me. I left the scene casually because, at this point, one of the guys who called me out on the whole Neil Strauss thing said "Yeah, that's my girlfriend".
I ended up randomly bumping into some other blonde HB7 minutes later. She told me she was 'with the DJ', then I pointed in the DJs direction and said something like "Oh, you're going out?" She assumed that I was pointing to her girl friend next to the DJ, and proceeded to call her over, thinking that I just called her a lesbian.
HB7 (to friend): OMG He's like the 3rd guy today that asked if we were together
Her, her friend, my friend, and I made some smalltalk and I moved the conversation outside, where I could actually hear. My wing kept her friend busy while I negged her and did some DHV.
Me: You know, you bat your eyes when you talk. (Pause)
HB7: I know, I really need to stop
Me: No, it's kind of sexy. Is this what you do to attract guys?
HB7: Haha not exactly
Me: Yeah, you need to work on that.
Then I started imitating her, batting my eyes at her (even though she never really did bat her eyes)
I asked her if she believed in ESP. She said yes. I had her try to guess the number I was thinking of 1-10. She failed twice.
Me: You're not very good at this. I bet I can tell you some things about you that you might not even know about yourself.
HB7 (interested): Ok, what are you going to do?
I cubed her. Looked like i was 90% right. Then:
Me: Hey let's make a bet. I bet you can't lie to me 5 times in a row.
HB7: What do you mean?
Me: I'm going to ask you 5 questions. You have to lie on all of them. If you do lie on all of them, I'll get down on one knee and kiss your hand. If you fail, I'll give you a sympathy hug.
HB7 (very interested) : OK!
I asked her 3 questions and she lied on all three, then:
Me: Wait, how many questions was that?
HB7: 3... I mean.. 4!!
Me: Hey, you're good! Have you played this game before?
HB7: No
Me: Ha! I got you.
I gave her the sympathy hug, made some smalltalk, then worked in some game to k-close it. First, she asked me if I was a psychologist, because apparently I cold-read her very well. I stayed nonchalant the whole time, then said I was doing a study on how to be more in touch with your emotions. She was pretty interested.
Me: Look into my eyes, and try to trigger the feeling you get when you're really attracted to someone.
HB7: Oh, this might be hard, it's been a while.
Me: Are you joking? I'm right in front of you.
HB7 (laughs): Ok, ok. I feel it.
Me (I held her gaze for about a minute as she was triggering this feeling): You can feel the energy flowing from the top of your head to the bottom of your toes. It's pulsating throughout your entire body.
Me (After she really started feeling it): Close your eyes. What color is this energy?
HB7 (putting her hands out (i have no idea why, but i was going to ask her to do this anyways)): It's blue
Me: Imagine the blue energy flowing into one part of your body: your hands
HB7: Ok.
Me: You feel your hands pulsating with this energy of attraction. Really picture this.
HB7 continues keeping her eyes shut and doesn't say a word for 30 seconds then says 'ok'
At this point i went in for the kiss. She didn't pull back, but she wasn't going forwards.
HB7: Wow omg, sorry, I wasn't expecting that
Me: What were you expecting
HB7 (flustered): I have no idea, wow, omg.
Then she looks away from me. I gently put my hand under her chin, bring her face up, and say "Come here" and we start making out wildly. She was pretty turned on.
I continued to make some smalltalk, found out some things about her, but at this point i seriously RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY. My wing came right at this point, and I said we had to meet a friend outside. I got her number and went outside with my wing.
I came back in, sat down at a table where a couple was, made some smalltalk, then they left. Two girls came and sat at the table with me and my wing. We cubed them. They were amazed and told their friends, and people were coming up to us trying to talk to us. Some random 6 said "Hey will you read me? I heard you're good at it" I cubed a bunch of people, negged all these chicks a bunch. At one point we were surrounded by 5 or 6 girls and I look over my shoulder to find the HB7 I made out with looking right at me with an upset look on her face. I stay at the table and continue negging all these chicks for a while. They talked to me like I was seriously better than them. They all tried qualifying themselves.
After an hour of this, I went back up to the HB7 that I made out with to try to get her to come home with me. She looked like she had been crying. She was hiding her face from me and wiping her bottom eye lids. Her face was red and she was either wiping her eyes or putting her hands on her face, covering it. I said she should check out my light-show gloves (we had been talking about this earlier). She was reluctant, but still interested. I said they were at my house, which was 2 doors down from where we were.
HB7: Right now?
Me: No, in a little
HB7 (still hiding her face): Not tonight.
Me: Alright.
Then I left the area, walked around for a bit, came back to her to say goodbye, kissed her on the cheek and left.
Any pointers on how to properly f-close a situation like this?
-Stig
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