For those of you who were kind enough to post in my "Thought I Facebook Closed, What happened?" situation in the General Questions Forum this one was for you guys!
Day: 1/31/10- Sunday Night
My friends new girlfreind had invited me out with him and some of her friends to go play billiards at a local mall. I accepted the offer and immediatly began trying to find a date, I wasn't about to be a third wheel amongst all of the couples. After contacting 3 different girls, all of them had already made previous plans. So, I accept my third wheel status as just a funny excuse to meet up some girls at the mall.....until I recieved a message from HB8 on Facebook asking me what I was going to do that night. My first reaction was simple, translate a non-chalant activity into something exciting and worth while...which I did. She got excited, but declined the offer because the mall we were going to was the one she had just finished leaving work from. (Keep in mind guys, I had scheduled a second meeting with her for this night about a week ago).
Anyways, I tell her it wasn't a big deal and that I would find someone else to go without a problem. A little Neg I used to make her think she wasn't my last option(Which she was). She took the bait like routine, and offered to hang out after I came back from the mall; which I accepted.
Now, keep in mind that all of this is a chat on Facebook. I looked at her status update that said,"Jersy Shore and some Hot Cocoa, Great Night". I almost laughed at how convenient and easy it was for me to continue my game, so I told her she could come to my house and watch Jersy Shore with me and drink some Hot Cocoa. We shared a laugh and she accepted.
Time: 12:54 am.....Jersy Shore has long been over by now. But I give her a call when I'm on the way home....she asks for my adress.
HB8 arrives at my house around 1:20, and I wisk her up to my room.....but I forget to lock the door(You'lle see why this plays a big part in my night later). It was another simple routine, I made her feel comfortable enough to sit down next to me on my bed. I didn't want her to be overwhelmed by the fact that she came over just to have sex, you know how girls are. So, we talk for a little while and I put down some heavy Kino....grabbing her hand, playing with her hair, and rubbing her thighs. It eventually escalated to an amazing Kiss Close as we wreslted on the bed, lips and tongues flapping non-stop. I couldn't let this be IT, there had to be the Infamous F*** Close...and I was determined to do it.
Time: 3:24am
I take my shirt off, she takes hers off. We continue to fool around and kiss without fail, I issue in some foreplay as she relieves herself of her braw. And then the night made a complete 180. As my labido forced my hands to unbutton my pants, and rip hers off at the same time......My dad opened the door to my room...in his underwear....Suffice to say, he looked like he was peeping and trying to cop a look and then closed the door a few seconds later. She freaked, put her shirt back on and layed down on my bed....I obviously hid my anger and replaced it with a joke to make her feel comfortable again...
Time: 4:30-5:00am
The rest of the night we just kept kissing, she didn't want to escalate things any further Just In Case. So, at the end of the day, I Kiss Closed this girl......I put my game face on and showed her I wasn't the same "really good freind" from Highschool. But, theres always next weekend haha!!
Cheers, my fellow PUA's!!!
-Mr. LongBottom
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