A few weeks ago I got this HB9's number, but she gave me the wrong one. Turns out its an honest mistake. She's cooking me dinner at her place this weekend
Yeah, I'm bragging a little. Its my first pickup, ever, so cut me some slack.
Today, her female friend got us all out for lunch (her friend has been a great wingman for myself and HB9). On the way over to the place, HB9 runs into some male friend of hers, and he gives her a hug. The following exchange goes down.
HB9's friend: You see that? Aren't you jealous?
Me: Hell yeah I'm fucking jealous.
I threw down my bag dramatically, walk past HB9, and give the guy a hug.
Me: I can't believe you didn't hug me. What the hell man?
Everyone laughed, and it was fun.
She was hitting me with shit tests the whole time. Another that stands out in memory has a bit of a back story. Basically, during lab, we had bunsen burners, and for whatever reason, mine was tiny. HB9's friend made some double entendre's about the flame, and my flame being quite small. I responded with
"Man, if you think that's small, you should see my penis."
Ah, that was great.
The routine, which evolved out of boredom, went like this.
During lecture, HB9 sat next to me. The lecture was dreadfully boring, and she wasn't paying attention at all. Nor was I. I told her we should play a game, where one person draws something on a piece of paper, and then the other person draws something to defeat it. This opens up hilarious, creative possibilities, and is a fantastic way to qualify someone.
Anyways, I just thought I'd share that. Now, off to work.
CHAT