| Tuesday night i went out with my buddy, the girl he is kinda dating, and some of her friends. But shortly after getting to the bar with my buddy and meeting up with the others i wasn't really in the mood to pick up. So i just got a couple of drinks and chatted with my buddy and his girl and pretty much ignored everyone else. Eventually two of the girls who were there came up to me with a camera and asked me to take their picture. They were pretty cute so it kind of put me in the right mindset again. Anyways, i took a couple pictures for them and talked to them for a couple of minutes, but i used my body language to suggest i was gonna turn around and start talking to my buddy again at any second. They keep moving in closer and closer and trying to get my attention. I decided to walk away and see what they would do. I put my hand on the one girls shoulder and said i was was going to get another drink. When i returned they weren't waiting for me, but i was like "whatever, i don't give a shit" and just starting talking with my buddy again.
A little while later the chick that i kinoed came back.
Chick: I didn't get your name. My name is K***** (holds out hand)
Me: (shakes hand)My real name is S****, but my friends call me Fattie.
Chick: (laughs) No they don't!
Me: Yea they do, ask him (pointing to my buddy)
Chick: (to my buddy) What do you call him?
Bro: (totally blowing it) S*****
Chick: See!!! You lied to me (laughing)
Bro: Oh shit! No no we call him Fattie
Me: (laughing) Whatever, just call me Fattie. What was your name again?
Chick: Wow. You're really raking up the points here buddy. Its K***** (saying it kinda bitchy)
Me: I'm not trying to get any points (turn my back to her)
I guess at this point she walked away or something. But later she came back and started talking to me again. We talked for awhile about God knows what. At one point she caught me glancing done at her tits, and totally called me on it. I can't remember what she said but this was my response.
Me: No, I was checking you up and down
Chick: (laughs) Oh, that's soooooo much better (rolls eyes)
Me: Yea well i was making sure you didn't have any deformities or anything
Chick: (puzzled/shocked look)
Me: (half turn my back to her and say something to my buddy)
We talk for awhile again, but some bullshit drama between my buddy and his girl happend and i had to leave the bar for like 15-20mins. They end up bailing on the night, but i didn't want to leave yet so i went back in by myself. I started talking to this dude i had met a couple of times before and who was sort of chilling with us throughout the night. Then the chick sees me again and flashes me a huge smile and comes over again. She is all over me, rubbing up against me with her leg and body and rubbing my arm and shit. She asks me to dance, but i tell her not right now, and this justs makes her up the kino. Finally i agree to dance, and within 5 minutes we're kissing on the dance floor.
Her friend comes up and asks her if shes ready to leave. She says no, and continues to dance. After about 20mins, the friend comes back and says they're all leaving now. Chick says ok.
Me: You sure you want to leave now?
Chick: Yea, thats where I'm sleeping tonight
Me: You can sleep at my house
Chick: No, not tonight. But you can have my number
Me: (hand her my phone, and she enters her info)
Sent her a text when i got home, and got a reply in the morning. Sent texts back and forth for awhile and then got her last name to add on Facebook.
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