| Hey everybody. I got something to share with you. After some period of heavy one-itis I got back out there and tried what everybody told me, to sarge sarge sarge.
Me and my wing went to this place, kind of an outdoor disco and bar. Really nice but that night it was a quite target-poor environment. Just a bad day I guess. We went around opening sets but there was nothing that really interested me. We were just beginning to lose hope and call it a night when my wing suddenly told me "hey proximity alert". I was so tired of bad sets that I just jumped at the chance, opening over the shoulder. The set was behind me so I nearly broke my neck. I had been using the same opener all night so I could not really use the same one again. I went situational.
Ezo: Hey didnt I talk to you guys before
HB6: No...
Ezo: Oh, maybe I just thought so because you were talking to the guys over there, now i remember, I was talking to them...
Cockblock: Yeah, we just met them.
Ezo: Ok so now that we are talking, i need a female opinion on something. Gay opener.
Ezo to cockblock: I bet you also have given a fake number sometimes... Maybe not your friend but you definately have. (neg)
Flufftalk...
Ezo to HB6: You guys are evil arent you, the way you dress (goth), the black nails etc etc.
Set: No were not evil. No no no.
Ezo: Ok, there is only one way to find out if someone is evil or not. The evil fluffy bunny story.
Evil fluffy bunny routine.
*Halfway into the routine some would be AMOGs enter the set*
HB6: Hey you got to tell this to the guys here too, cmon listen to this.
Ezo: What am I some kind of entertainer.
HB6: Please please please...
Ezo: Ok then but you owe me bigtime!
Ezo to AMOG: Ok so youre with me or not?
AMOG: Oh sure.
Finishing the routine.
Ezo: You guys ARE evil!
HB6: IOIs (touching hair, touching me)
Ezo: Hands off, this shit aint for free. So what are you, a dancer, a wallflower or a social person?
HB6: A DanCER!
Ezo: Well whatever, show me some moves. (During a spin @all I can promise for now is good conversation ok?).
*Exit the AMOGs*
Trust test. Pass!
Ezo: Do you guys believe in magic?
HB6: Yeah!
Some magic tricks...
HB6: OMG youre magic.
ESP trick. I got the 3 right but the 7 wrong...
Ezo: But you were thinking of 7 first and then changed it you are a bad player!
HB6: You are right, OMG how did you know that?
Palmistry
Doing some A3 stuff (i cant talk to you anymore, validation)
Wing: Hey we gotta move on.
Ezo to wing, ok let me just close.
Ezo: Ok, we gotta go but it was nice talking to you. I think we have much to talk about.
(I was just going to run the usual, How can I get hold of you), but I didnt have time)...
Ezo: Hey, maybe we should talk again, how *INTERRUPT*
HB6: Cant you take my number?!?
Ezo: Well... maybe, yeah I guess.
So she basically threw herself at me and also her phonenumber. Not only that, she invited us to a party the following day (I declined, already having other plans).
I left some shit out but it wasnt important for the sarge.
Enjoy!
Ezo
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