Hey guys whats up, pardon me if this feels rushed, as I don't have too much time, quick overview for those who don't like to read:
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I went to the mall to buy clothes yesterday, and I ended up running into a friend who was also there.
He had money to burn and was bored, and decided to bet me to get the number of this woman who was also shopping. The store was Express, and we would rate her about an 8. She had that cute-girl-nextdoor look. Comparable to Zooey Deschanel in the movie 500 days of summer, style wise, that whole smart- alternative-hipster look without going overboard.
So of course I take the bet, I walk up to her and ask her for advice on this vest and buttoned up shirt combo I would buy.
"Ok, so I need your help, tell me, does this combo look horrible on me or does it bring out the color in my eyes?" I do that little eyebatt thing with my head cocked to the side almost.
She laughs and says "Oh it makes you look hideous, infact if I were you I would go with that pink one over there" as she points to a dress. She said it in a joking manner so I knew i was in.
I cup my hand around her shoulder to turn her and point to this hideous blue and orange polka dotted dress and tell her "I'll wear the pink if you wear that, but you have to also pair it with these boots (leopard or cheetah ugg type things, idk to be honest lol)
She laughs and says it's a deal. Now this is all going pretty fast, probably about 20 seconds, she is pretty quick on her feet and I find that very attractive. She seems playful and funny, but I have a bet to win (by the way it was 30 dollars).
So as I bring out my phone from my pocket, I say "Thanks for your help, I dont know what I would have done with out you but I gotta scadaddle, you should put your name and number in here, and I will put my stuff in yours." <-- yes, that sentence was said exactly like that, on purpose.
(Side note: I always keep little goofy things on me, as either setups or helpers for routines, ect. What I had in my pocket was a piece of ripped paper, that said "Hi, paper." More on this in a second.)
So she complies, she gives me her phone and i put my name/number in and slip the peice of paper inbetween the phone and close it. She gives me my phone back, but i hold onto hers for a second while she is also holding it, and I ask her what her name is, she tells me its megan then I release her phone say nice meeting you and then i go off to find my friend.
As soon as I turn around I look for megan under my contacts and I text her "or plastic
?" (i did this as representation of the ripped paper would be like a school note we used to pass when we were all kids, and plastic being the phones we now use as "notes" to text) I wait for her to respond and she says "LOL! wow u have to be the biggest dork i know, did u plan that?"
I text her back saying "no I didnt plan that, do you beleive in magic?" then i wait a second, and follow up with a text saying "in a youngggg girls heart LOL" she responds saying she loves that song and that we need to hangout.
I show my friend the texts, get my thirty dollars, buy the shirt and vest, and tomorow (thursday) i am going with her to this art museum.
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