Evening Gents!,
A good FR here.. LONG! but worth a read.. give me any feedback.. i want to use this as a solid game-stream.. i know it happened a while ago - but i've been thinking it over and over and over again, trying to improve it.. and here it is
Its the Friday before Halloween, and i'm just on my way into town from a pre-halloween get together.. unfortunatly for myself - i was already dressed in my halloween costume (the great Hugh Hefner) and my other friends where not.. i thought they were going to - but didn't and didn't inform me..!
But hey - i made it out to be some serious pea-cocking, because tbh, i was dressed a right tit
Red smokers robe, cigars, slacks, black (wing tip shoes) and a silk scarf round the neck.. and they were smart casual - as always.. bastards.
Anyways, fast forward about 2 hours, and i'm standing at the bar - i've been getting looks from everyone, a LOT (pretty much 75% of the bar) has approached me at this point.. with perhaps 90% of the comments positive!.. so not a bad start.
At the bar, there is a HB7 - shes a little petite to me (i am about 6'2 - so most people are) but cute non the less..and shes looking bored trying to buy drinks.. there is some fool between me and her and he's trying to talk to me about my jacket..
obnoxiously - i tell him, "mate - do you mind? as much as i'd like to talk - i'd rather be talking to her.. if you get me..? *wink*".. he gets the hint and leaves (but he sits down nearby TO WATCH - he smiles at me as if to say "yea come on.. lets see then.." - dick)
Unphased - i move to her, i get the instant "what do you want vibe" from her.. but i just say to her cheekily
Natural Opener:
me - "you looked really uncomfortable standing next to that guy.. he did smell pretty bad"
HB - "haha, no - i'm just waiting to get served.. shes (the barmaid) being slow today"
me - (going for a common-5-question routine) "hey, i was arguing with a friend over what average guys would say to a girl if he was to try and pick her up.. i've got a good idea, but - honestly, what have you heard over and over again??"
HB - "errm, haha! i guess..hmm *thinking* well - whats your name?..where do you come from..?? any more??
me - "nicely done!! close.. but no cigar - i figure its "whats your name?, what do you do?, where do you come from?, have you been here often?, would you like a dirnk?" - In that order! haha!"
HB - "now that you mention it.. hah!.. yea i hear that from pretty much everyone! boring isn't it??"
I was getting to like her at this point
HB - "just so you know.. i do have a bf"
me - "so just because you are taken makes you talking to me, person to person, totally off limits.. i see - you're one THOSE girls.. like a slave, hmm, i'm surprised to see you out then!" ( with a massive grin + shoulder kino looking right into her eyes) - i think that is a pretty good boyfriend destroyer <--- ANY THOUGHTS??
HB - "whaaat!, im definatly not! - i was just letting you know.."
me - (Starting a modified version of The Cube routine) "hey, i am curious about you.. boyfriend or not
, hey, seeing as im not going to ask you your name.. it too normal to ask such a boring question!.. Do you believe in magic?"
HB - "sort of.. not really.."
me - "well, i'm going to ask you 3 questions, and from these three - i can tell everything about your personality.."
HB - "now this i do want to see....?"
I lay down a piece of paper on the bar which has got her answers to the Cube routine ALREADY written in them - ofcourse my cube routine has got generic answers no matter what she says.. its similar to the David Blaine trick he did a few months back..
me - "I want you to clear you mind, a focus on me (ha ha ha..), *she turns to face me* Imagine a cube *hold has up*.. what size is it??"
*about the size of a shoe box*
me - "what colour is it??"
HB - "blue!"
me - "is it solid? or transparent?"
HB - "its solid!"
me - "well, it's been a pleasure getting to know Miss Mysterious" (i kiss the back of her hand) and make an exit with my drink to my friends *leaving the note of the table*
The HB still at the bar reading the note.. looking slightly confused (this new version of the Cube is in trial by myself.. but it looks like its going well)
Ofcourse my note hasn't got the answers..! im not psycic..
but it does have .. "Outside in 10mins?" written on it
(i bet you were wanting to see if i was psycic or what? ha ha ha!)
In this time.. randomly - i was with some friends at the bar, and some older chick.. definatly a HB9 maybe 15 YEARS ago.. but still, a Milf!.. grabs me and yells (drunkenly i might add) "hhheeeyy!! HEF! LETS DANCE!.. and im getting some dirty dancing on the dancefloor.. trying to be discreet to as the target doesn't see.. but still!! ACE!
Surely enough, im outside smoking a cigar with some of the guys, getting slagged off by them saying its the hef outfit makes me attractive to old chicks... i am dressed as the God of Women after all
and there the HB is.. a big grin on her face.
i greet her with a hug and excuse myself from my mates and she asks me what the cube thing was all about.. i tell her it was mainly an excuse to get her outside and talk where its quiet.. but i did learn a lot about her..
HB - "what did you learn about me?? becuase i reckon you are full of it!" (a cheeky shove from her *kino?)
*Shit test*
me - "weeelll, i turn and face her, i learned from your answers that you are quite modest, and down to earth (soze of the box was smallish).. you are a relaxed person, pretty chilled out i would say, but you have a hugely destructive side - sorta like the ocean (the ocean is blue.. it makes sence) and you are a little stubborn, more like headstrong - and you dont take any BS! least of all mine!!
(her cube was solid after all)"
HB - hahaha! "it was pretty close..but i'm impressed"
Shortly after i made an excuse to leave and join my friends but i #-closed her on the back of a cigar wrapper haha!.. and kissed her hand like a true gentleman
At the end of the day.. you can look at it - all i got was a #close, and a few laughs.. but bloody hell.. it was fun!
JUST LIKE SARGING SHOULD BE!
-Illusionist, the Evil Scotsman-
aaand, i do have pictures for those sceptical ones out there..
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