Well lets get this report under way...
Went to a local bar which luckily was full of old school mates. Walking in with a smile i greeted every one. Adding the arm touching to add extra comfort (which worked very well) . I then introduced myself to the strangers in each of the different groups.
Untill i hear someone calling my name from a table in the distance. It was a friend whom i havent seen in ages. And lone behold next to him was a 28-year old HB9. Now i give the age because she is 10 years my senior. I of course did not know here and said hello to my friend. Pointing with my palm upwards at my friend i smiled and said " Im just letting you know he does have AIDS*. (In a very playfull manner.) This made a huge smile cross her face. And surprising i became the AMOG.
After a little fluff talk in the group i noticed a little accent of hers to be abnormal and playfull asked her to repeat the word. "Havent heard that one in awhile" she said a little embarresd. To which i repiled " i dont care, say it". She did indeed say it again and the group had a slight laughter. Score
Again after sum light fluff talk i asked her for a lighter. She held it out but i held her hand and took the lighter with my other. (Kino, Score!)
After anouther neg and more fluff , she left to get more drinks. Sadly i did not hook up with the 28 year old. But more on that later.
The i saw anouther HB8 talking to my friend. I saw her giving my eyes now and again to which i did not respond. Later i approached the two spoke to my mate and introduced myself. "what did you want to be as a kid?"
"a teacher"
"why do alll the girls i ask say that?" i replied jokingly
(Blond HB9 happens to brush passed me. Dam i wished i felt those babies on my back again

) She deciede we should go dance (Which i am useless at. But i had a plan. I took her waist. she seemed uncertain but i paid no attention and took a route passed HB9. (HB9 eyes did not like what she saw) . On the dance floor i immediatly left. After some negs and interruptions i left the group and socialized.
I went to sit at a table with other friends and guess who happend to join. HB8. After more subtle negs and fluff. Now i am a cocky funny person. So she finally said "your such an asshole". I smiled and said "then y are you still talking to me?"
She smiled and said she was going to leave. Turned her back and acted as if she was going to go. Looking back she stopped not even moving a step and said"dam your an ass". and quietly she said something under her breath. I asked her to repeat it but she wouldnt. I Took her forearms gentaly and said "well untill you decide to tell me. dont talk to me" smiled and left.
Walking around HB9 was was coinsidently walking passed ALOT. But i thought id leave ha for later. (Bad Idea

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The balcony was closing as it was getting quite late (or early

) and everyone was heading into the bar. I was getting bored and decided i wanted some contact. I waited against the pool table and HB8 walked infront of me. I stuck out my leg a she made a little skip. I just smiled. "You are such an asshole, i cant belive it."
"haha ok" i said.
Jokingly i said " will you ever forgive me?" and opened my arms for a hug.
"yes" and she opened hers. and took a step towards me. "iv gone halfway now you go" she stated.
"No, u go the full way or or dont go at all" and i smiled. And lonebehold she came and gave me a hug. I whispered in her ear. knew youd do it. and she leaned back and well what do you know a sweet Kiss Close!
"You know...Your the biggest asshole iv eva hooked up with"
I left her to my next prey (HB9) but to my dissaproval she had gone home

Better luck next time... l8r PlayerS!
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