I was at Wal-Mart of all places, when I spotted a totally fine chick playing the video games in the electronics department. So I did what any guy would do...I approached...but I had to wait for a second.

She was playing Rock Band, in the middle of one of my favorite Weezer songs, so my sister and I stood behind her and watched her butcher the song. She didn't know what she was doing, which made her even more cute in my eyes.

After she was done with the song she turned her head to see us, and I said

"Good job..."

She started taking the guitar off her, when I said

"Oh no, I'm not wanting to play...I suck at Rock Band, I was just watching you cause Weezer is one of my favorite bands."

Her eyes lit up and she smiled and said

"Oh my, Me too!"

She had one of the most DANK-ASS British accents I've ever heard. I told her

"You're too cute to be here alone, where's your friends?"

She explained to me that she was waiting on getting her car looked at in the auto service department. At one point she was like...

"Are you going to flirt with me right in front of your girlfriend?"

And I laughed and told her it was my sister, and I once again saw her eyes light up. Then after that it was like...we were fighting to see who could give one another a better compliment. At one point she was like...

"You look like a chunky Brad Pitt from Interview With A Vampire". I have my hair really long, and I do weigh 280, I had a black dress vest on with a pink and blue pinstripe dress shirt under it with carpenter jeans, so I thought that was the funniest shit I've ever heard. So we both laughed, and I didn't even notice but we were like...in this half hug situation by then, so I turned it into a full hug, and I said...

"You're adorable. I'm going to adopt you and make you my little English Muffin".

Then before I knew it SHE asked me...

"How can I keep in contact with you?"

So I flipped the script and said...

"Give me your number, I'll give you a call BIG TIME."

She gave me her number, and before we parted ways (We spent an extra 10 or 15 minutes just talking and taking turns with the game), I gave her another hug, and I pointed to my cheek, and she giggled and gave me a tiny peck.

I plan on calling her sometime soon to keep the momentum going.

I don't know how this set could have gone any better. But if any of you guys have any pointers, please share them with me.

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