Okay, so my wing (CoolJ www.twitter.com/cooljPUA ) went to this local gig to watch a mate play and to do some sarging.

There was lots of people there, but most of them were watching the band indoors, which didn't give us much to work with (in terms of the people outside).

So we go in and I open the first set I see, mostly girls, and a couple of guys. Run the "Is kissing cheating" opener, then are about to run some more routines, but some girls we already new came over and fucking things up, as they were really drunk and new some of the people we were gaming. We politely ejected.

Next open a couple of set in the halls of the place, but most go nowhere, then CoolJ opens a very large set and I wing him. Some stupid bitch obstacle grabs my new hat and throws it. I was not impressed.

Then as we walk into the gig again a bit later, we are met with three 'punk' girls. Very nice .

Me and CoolJ introduce ourselves and it turns out they have seen us with girls through out the night, so out value was at orgasmic levels. We bounced them to a bench outside, and we start chatting. Their cockblock mate (CBSmallDick - as they told us he got it out and was embarrassingly small.) comes over and keeps bugging us because their mate fucked off somewhere, and they ditched her for us. We manage to AMOG him and he fucks off.

I see CoolJ start making out with his HBPunk, so I go for the Mystery Kiss Close. And obviously kiss.

Eventually, me and CoolJ move them to a tree, where it is conveniently unlit. I start making out with HBPunk, and move my hands under her top, then to the stomach, I pull up her top and my top so stomachs are touching. Then I go to finger her (I know I wont get a Day2 out of this, but I don't want one ) and this goes on for some time. They their mate rings them and they have to leave.

We say bye, then go to catch our train back.

Oh shit, we missed it.

We see the girls and they "missed" their train too. me and CoolJ hold our girls hands and take them to a patch of grass. 1 hour of 'getting off and fingering my girl' later, we get a lift.

Done. Overall A pretty successful night, not brilliant as there wasn't many people outside to game, but too loud to chat indoors.

Really want to start sarging at clubs, but am only 17 in December, have been talking to some guys near me that sarge, but really need fake ID.

Any ideas would be appreciated.


- Smooyth -