me and my best friend who also knows the game went out to Pier 49 (a pizza place) for lunch.

There was a girl at the counter, probably an hb7 or 8. I was just doing this for practice, so I didn't really care much about how good she looked.

I opened with "can I ask you a question... me and my buddy were debating. If the Maury Povitch (sp?) show called you up and said that somebody had a secret crush on you - but you had to go on the show to find out who it is... would you?"

her: sure, why not?

me: well it is Maury... all of his talk shows have some twist. What if it was a bearded lady, or some 800 lb man who had a crush on you

her: I'd just tell him i'm uninterested

me: then why on earth would you go, knowing this information beforehand?

her: because it's a free trip somewhere

I joke with her about how shallow she is. she goes back to working, and I sit down with my buddy and we have our pizza.

I joke with her about working at a pizza place. She goes back to doing dishes, and I yell back "you know, after you're done here - I've got a few dishes that you can do at my place"

her: I don't get off till 5.

I told her that I'll leave my dishes dirty until she gets off so she can come do them. She claims that she doesn't know where I live.

me: I live on the east side. All you gotta do is start knocking doors and ask where I live. I have long hair... everybody knows who I am

her: I don't even know your name

me: oh yeah, by the way... it's ian

her: ok, good to know. But what if I get sick of knocking doors?

me: it won't take long. Like I said, everybody knows me.

Pretty much I was putting on this huge funny cocky attitude. I can tell it's starting to get to her. So when I'm about to go, I tell her that I'm expecting her over afterwards to do my dishes.

her: I don't know where you live

me: how about this... you give me your phone number, and I'll go ahead and direct you to where I live. How's that?

she writes down her name and number, and i leave.

I didn't even ask for her name.

Nice job bro

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