| On Friday, I met some friends at a local venue. It was openning night and they brought in two kegs and a DJ, plus free barbeque for anyone who wanted some.
I meet up with all of my friends and we all drink lots of beer. At some point around 11 or so, my friend decided to bring to the rest of the group my Game theories.
I began to boast a little and tell my friends I could pick up any girl at this party if I really wanted to. And I should've known they'd make me prove it. They pointed to a six set and told me to bring the girls over.
I walked over trying to look confident, but sweating with nervousness. I used the jealous openner on them and they delved into the conversation long and hard. I ended up talking to them about relationships and jealousy issues for a little while. Finally they said they wanted to go dance and that they'd be back. I felt like I was losing them, but then one asks. "Here put my purse by you and your friends and I'll come hang out with you when I finish dancing."
Not the smoothest pick up, but it worked. My friends were impressed, but I proceeded to boast even further and tell them I could get a number tonight if I wanted to.
Long story short, me and two of my friends (who wanted to see me sarge in person), went with the two girls to another bar.
After we get there, we talk, and I do The Cube test to both girls. One looked freaked out at the end, and explained that not even her best friends know her that well. She ended up sitting in the corner disecting herself afterwards. I found that pretty funny.
The second girl, Anna is a cute girl with glasses, big t*ts, and brunette hair. After I gave Anna The Cube test, her jaw dropped, and she pulled out her phone and said, "Can I please give you my number? You're the most interesting guy I've ever met. I would love to meet up with you again."
I gave her my number and she gave me hers.
At the very end of the night, she tells me she wants me to come home with her tonight and drink some more. Before I can say yes my phone rings. It's my best friends' girlfriend Naomi, and she's wasted and driving to my house to sleep it off.
I ended up going home to take care of her. I told Anna to put on my hat before I left and said, "This is a very special hat to me, so take care of it. I'll want it back when you come back from vegas, so don't lose it." She smiled and said she'd call me the minute she gets back.
And that was my pick-up weekend. _________________ Beware the wrath of a patient man.
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