Sarge #2
29/08/09
Ok, so today I had a 16th birthday of my friends girlfriend. An impressive venue, her house was situated in the countryside, with amazing view of the valley and a garden filled with animals, dogs, cats, rabbits, even cute squirrels. I was adamant that tonight I had to use this place to my advantage, unfortunately my AA kicked in the moment I saw her 'friends'.
They were young, perfect ranked 9's. Hovering around them I realised my chances were getting slimmer, I had failed my own 3sec rule which I was sure I would enforce, and so I decided that chatting with an adult might actually make me look more mature and increase my DHV.
After what seemed like an eternity away from the girls, one of my friends (who knew them) worked out a way to get me to talk to them. He would open, and I would swoop in using the line "Hey! You talkin about me?".
I was introduced as Moai, which they found the name fascinating, and the game began. I opened with the Liars opener, and they didnt seem to buy it. So we continued chatting for a while, trying to keep the attention on me, however it was a loosing battle. Fortunately the original target I had had a boyfriend, and my negs did MIRACLES on her. She was following me around flirting like CRAZY. I was warned that she did this with everyone, so I kept being cold, I made her work for my attention. She would tease me by coming over and bumping her bum, and I bump back to shove her away and turn to walk. She would dance with me, I would spend a couple of seconds, tell her "I'm bored or you" and walk away. At one point she took her clothes off to go swim, and she made sure I was looking, which I tried to avoid, so she came dancing right infront of me. I said "It's gonna take more than that to entice me" so she decided to rub up right into my face 1 inch away from my face. I was going mental!!! So I managed to number close her. She said that she was breaking up with her boyfriend soon and that her father owned a club and could get me free drinks. I told her I'll call you, I might need the free drinks that night
So after that episode I went out to hit the clubs, and there I met up with my cousin. He was a PUA but now he is commited. He had wanted to introduce me to a friend, but I saw that there was a hotter girl among them, so I started my work negging. She had just broken up from an 8month relationship with her boyfriend cheating on her, so I limited the negging after a while. This girl was so fine, a 9, but she was ditsy due to her break up. I needed to change the game from being aloof to acting sweet whilst not seeming needy. I would be the perfect gentleman, but when she did something silly I would tease her. I isolated her in the club and started dancing, I was gonna use the Mystery Kissing Method and leaned in to whisper, instead she took it as a hint and jumped on me. A very VERY long kiss ensued. I number closed her, drove her home and am currently writing this 'article' because I can't believe that in 2 days, I went from no game, to whatever I pulled off tonight.
I will not stop being surprised by how good your advice is guys. I'm hoping I can keep this thread as a diary, keeping the writing in story form instead of writing everything in close to bullet form
