So last night I was sitting at home around 11pm. I've been hanging out with this HB9.5 who happens to be my boss too much. I don't want to get one-itis and we kinda froze each other out momentarily. So whats the cure for one-itis? GO MEET MORE GIRLS!!!!

My buddy told me he was at a gay club with his girlfriend and tons of chicks from his work. Even though I'm extremely homophobic I thought: "hey! the club is 5 minutes away i'll go there for an hour, get two numbers and I'm out!

I get there at 12 am. He introduces me to this lesbian HB8. I start a convo with her while I scope other girls out! I ran a few negs and a a few routines then she complained about her female ex. I wanted to test her intelligence so I applied Mystery's 5 lie game. She lost of course and had to buy me a drink. We danced a song. afterwards, while she ordered me a vodka and red bull at the bar I ran a bartender routine on this one girl (HB8.5) standing next to me since she was staring at the male bartender ( so i knew she liked dudes).

Got her talking and introduced myself to her then applied the "handshake routine". I asked her to tell me five things about herself but one had to be a lie; I'd told her I'd know when she lied. She couldn't think of any, so I asked her to get back to me when ready.

I got my drink and when to the dance floor with the first girl (I told the first girl that the other chick was a friend from high school but of course she wasn't) to dance. Kissed her then asked her to go talk. Got her number, then I did a little magic trick for her and told her I had to go talk to my high school friend.

Went up to the HB 8.5 and asked her if she had thought of the five things, she said no, so I quickly told her I'd do something else instead. I isolated her, ran the old mighty cube and she started giving me strong IoI's... Kissed closed her, got her number. Went up to my buddy who witnessed everything and he quickly introduced me to another girl (HB9). I talked to her for awhile negged her (I could tell she wanted me) but didn't number or kiss close because I felt it was too small of a club to hook up with 3 girls (even tho it woulda been faboulous).

It was a good night and all done within 1.5 hours.... And it definitely helped my one-itis...[/quote]

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