Figured you gentleman men might find this amusing.

After some online sarging using the Perfect Internet game, WHOA! thread. I manage to hook a girl, msn, and digits. After lots if fluff talk we land a day for her to come in town (because she lives about an hour away).

Now this is where it gets fucked up.

About 20 mins out of town she calls me on the greyhound still to see where I'm at. After some more fluff talk she says she need to get to her REAL question. She softly says "Is it okay if I kidnap the boy I just met on the bus?!? He's really cool!"

I blink. I'm like, "Erm, what? Uh, sure."

Lost and trying to figure out what the fuck just happened. I tell my Friend Jenny what just happened. She was laughed and was like Bail!

So I text her saying " I was hoping just to chill with you today"
She replies "Oh, I was just really nervous and sometimes I get really random"
Trying to be nice I say "I see, well that's random plus awkward"

THEN she drops this "Oh, so is it okay if I still sleep over? Oh, and is it okay if he sleeps over to?! Really random *blush*"

At this point my friend Jenny is rolling around laughing. Clearly she's so ADD that she can't go somewhere without hooking up with guys on the bus.

So I decided no, it's NOT okay she does this and tell her I'm gonna bail. She's like "Okay, well we'll hang out soon then"

I say no thanks. That's okay. I have better people to chill with.

And lastly she replies "What? Really? Didn't think it would weird you out this bad. :s"

Now that's a new level of fail.

hahaha, bitch is crazy

Dont worry about it, you did nothing wrong, she's just a bit strange...

haha. that aint no epic fail. this shit was failed from the get go. she sounds young + crazy which = way too much trouble. glad you just walked away

Maybe she was just screwing with you. You coulda tried some C&F and said something like 'You're welcome to sleep over, but he has to sleep outside with the dog.' Maybe it would have salvaged something, but yeah, she seems pretty loony.