Disclaimer: I wrote this right after the events, so if something dosent make sence its because I wrote it right before I passed out. Also some parts maybe a tad explicit

I was invited to go out tonight. This was a club I had never been to, but it was the hot spot when UTs in session.
I had planned on going completely straight. I get to my friends has though and he asks me if I want to drink. I’m
not one to turn down free drinks, so of course I say sure. We meet two other guys, and get fucked up in a
parking lot. We were originally meeting these girls, but when we got to the strip there was tons of cops so we
told them we would meet them in the club. We get in and the music is really loud here. It was so loud I didn’t
know any good conversations could go down in here. As I pondered I started losing my state. I was still fucked
up, but my state was draining fast. We ended up on the dance floor. Everyone kind of peeled off and found
someone to dance with. I walk around for a minute then all the sudden I saw this guy that looks like Zach Morris!
He’s grinding with this hot girl, I call her HBChicka. They dance for about a song or two then Zach Morris leaves.
HBChicka goes to her group of friends. The AFC inside me is really kicking in at this point. I don’t know what to do
because it’s so loud if I approached she wouldn’t be able to hear what I was saying. Another songs starts and
HBchicka starts dancing in a group with her friends. I decide the best thing I can do I just start dancing and join in.
I start dancing and jump in the group. None of them seem to mind. Were all dancing together and HBchicka and
I catch eyes. She gives me a smile and look like *get over here*. I proceed towards her grab her hand and we
start grinding. My mind begin to wonder while were dancing as I start to watch this strobe light. I get lost in this strobe,
I’m still dancing, but it kind of like of shell of me because I’m staring at the light. HBchicka probably notices because
her dirty dancing because a lot more“clean”. After the song we kind of just go our own ways after that. Another song
comes on and I say to the girl, HBbootylicious, next to me “let’s go” grab her hand and we start dancing. She was a
good dancer, but during the middle of the song her friends grab her and take her away. I’m pretty bummed at this
point and start to get down on myself. I look around me and I see my friends dancing with girls, and that just lowers
my mood. I start to lose concentration look at the lights. I don’t know how long I looked, but it seemed like awhile. I
look down and see this two girls dancing on each other. One, HBsexuallyliberatedwomen, gives me a smile
and motions for me. She and her friend were looking pretty good I’d say an 8. We start dancing and she’s really
all up on me. After dancing for a song or two I’ve got my hand all over her at this point and when she grabs them and
moves them under her skirt. We continue dancing and start to make out a little bit. I’m still really fucked up so I almost
fall over haha. After dancing a bunch of songs she tells me she wants to go smoke. It seemed like it took forever
to maneuver through the dance floor. Were now waiting to exit to the porch she’s standing directly in front of me. She
then begins to massage the frontal area of my jeans. I’m think SNL at this point. We get out there she smoke, and we
start to talk a little bit (stress little). I find out her age, 23, and she buys some water. This was great because I had
cottonmouth really bad at that point. I’m trying to go ahead and leave but she says she wants to dance more. We
dance for a long time and I’m drenched in sweat. I’m beginning to sober up at this point and my vision starts to become clearer.

I’m now becoming horrified at this point because HBsexuallyliberatedwoman is starting to look more like a 6.5.
She has her had in my pants at this point and I’m caught in a cross road. Do I get laid by a girl I’m not really attracted
to or do I go out and sarge some other HBs. My dick wins out and I continue dancing with her. Her friend tells
her it 2:40 that they need to go. HBsexuallyliberatedwoman asks me if I have a phone, I hand it to her and she puts
in her number. She tells me she’s going to call tomorrow and I better answer. She then again starts to mess with my
jeans and tells me it will be worth my while. At this point I figure well fuck it it’s an experience, right. I say why don’t we
just leave now. She looks at her friend then asks me if I can be ready in 20 minutes? I say no problem and she
says she going to call me. I walk back into the club kind of confused at this point. I don’t know for sure if she’s going to call
or not. I find my friends and they tell me they’re getting ready to leave. I ride with them home (parked my car at their
house). We have a lot of fun in the car just singing along to the music. Right before were about to pull into my friends
I get a texts. It’s from HBsexuallyliberatedwoman and she tells me to meet her somewhere. So when we get to my
friends I grab my car and head over. I meet her on this abandoned road/alley. I get into her car (because it’s bigger) she
immediately starts where she left off. Long story short I end up getting a blowjob. As I begin to head home I start to think
about the night I had. I wondering how a managed to close not really doing anything I’m supposed to. The only two
things I actually did right was eye contact and kino. I didn’t win her with game; I really didn’t have to do anything. Definitely
just some random lucky occurrence. I’ve still going to have to figure out how I’m going to be able to game girls here with
the music so loud (friends go to this club every week). Not much else to say, I guess the moral of the story is watch
out for beer goggles their killer!