Ok 5th night out, finally got busted. & another funy sarge...

So ive been out to bars, 5 times over this month to sarge.
No closes
No bounces
No kisses
No real isoltion
No numbers.
Some ok covos, kino, and iois, but never went to far
But for the most part... about 30 approaches
60% fail, nothin happens
25% fail horribly
15% warm recept.

Not makin me feel money, but im practicin again tomorrow.

But tonight, it finaly came up...
"Did u like, read The Game & really come out and use that stuff?"
I used 'Cajuns Drug Dealer opener'
Not VH1s PUA!!! but The Game!
WTF, That sux. Im in Des Moines Iowa.
I guess that means this shits really out there now eh?
lol tried to pretend like i didnt get watch she meant,
Said somthin to her friend bout, is this girl for real? No response
lol I purposely used styles "Pleasure meeting you" and bailed

Ok Ok Ok...

U GOTTA READ THIS TOO
I get outa work at 10pm, shower change, get picked up & head out.
We get out of the car downtown. Around 11pm
We walk 50 feet, get on the sidewalk and start walkin.
We are walkin behind this 3 set of HB9.5s.
They are drunk and slow and we run into them.
I kinda push the hottest girl on her back and say 'hey hey were walkin hear'
She playfully says 'ohhh after you' pushing & guiding me past her group.
Im w/ my 3 knuckle head friends, 1 thats into the community, 2 that scoff
We get around and i turn around to start gamin abit, thinkin these set cud go good.

So this really hot girl in gorgeous tight dress(not the girl that i told to move along) starts baggin on the headphones i had around my neck. lol Sayin geek alert or some shit. So shes got on these gotti red high heels w/ these point toes, fairly ugly shoes but obv expensive.

lol faily quick wittingly i look her up and down & say
"Well judgin from those shoes dorthy, u and to-do dont got no room to talk"

AND THIS BITCH WINDS UP AND SLAPS ME.

lol Kinda hard too. I kinda just looked at her and smiled, stunned.
I was very nonreactive, so i guess it was kinda less terrible but...

So i stand there stunned, while me 3 bros die laughin. It was pretty funny tho.
Its kinda weak too, cuase ones is a 21y/o guy thats into the community
The others are 2guys that scoff at the idea of game. Yet in four hours out didnt open one set. In fact, one of them, as the best lookin one of us, he got opemed twice by HB8s & HB9s and walked away from both 2 sets.
lol Point bein ill never hear the end of this!!!!

So this was 90secs after gettin out of the car, the 1st set I talked to.
Great way to start right. Well then i realize i forgot my ID.
So as we go place to place, when we get to bars or clubs that ID at the door
They go in and i stay outside and sarge alone on the steet. Plenty of sets tho.
Mostly couples, but i opened 5 sets in bout 40mins w/ 25 opportunities to open but froze. Two went well, but went stale after 2&5mins respectively. Good practice, out of a shitty situation, & shitty night. Sol Goode tho, tomorrow's night 6 of sargin!

The End

If u read this whole thing ur the shit!!!

If ur ever in DM hit me up, ill buy ya acouple rounds!

Cheers!

-JG

_________________
"Women like the Roses
Men like the TwoLips"

Joshua420, your post was nothing about being successful w/ women but you know what, IT WAS FUNNY.


This is funny bro, too bad your friends were laughing. They too should have been nonreactive.

But man you couldn't care less and I can tell that u'll surely do great in the world of PUA

Dude that is ultimately funny.

there is a type of chick out there who is a very sore looser when it comes to mouthing off. (lots of guys like that too).

They love to put you down, neg you and try to make you look the fool.
When you turn it around on them they become hostile and sometimes even violent.

they will do things like this;

Turn very mouthy hostile
Slap you
Throw a drink over you

Something like that. In more ancient times you would just back hand a skank like that and give her a lesson in respect, but you cant get away with that these days unfortinately.

I dont try to game these types of chicks or their friends. Too much troubble.

Would be interested in any ideas anybody else has about what to do with the psycho-bitches.

_________________
_
Sarging Solo since 1976

y did she slap you that is some funny shit!