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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:20 pm 
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Okay I had plan, I really did, based on my last trip to this club.

You need to understand the background top understand why I came up with my plan. During that trip had no plan to sarge, I just wanted to be selfish, but I could help realizing a few things that made me curious. One that the two chicks I got a lap dance from, let me touch their tits, so I assumed that this was a contact club like I heard they have in Montreal(it turns out its not and I fucking lucky I didnt get thrown out of the club). The second is the effect of commit constancy. You see I asked some strange questions, like do you have a good imagination, and while they found the question odd they said they did.

So when we get into the vip area I told them I wanted to roleplay, a game I call the emperor and the slave girl. This seemed to surprise them, but they seemed okay with it. The first one was my first lap dance ever so I mostly just played with her huge tits, I was nervous, and she didnèt seem to understand what I wanted.

The second one, bless her heart, did. Lets call her HBslavegirl, I started off simple asking her to talk dirty, and giving her small orders and grew more daring, and the more I got her to do the more into it and obient she became. I got her saying stuff like I love my masters cock, Ièm your proptery, I love my masters cock in my ass, oh and I helped her by pulling her panties off, stuff like that. I commanded her to simulate fucking by bouncing up and down in my lap, and then I had her grinding herself against my cock, including her clit, ect... she seemed really into it, and seemed like she would have liked to continue, but I was out of money for lap dances. What did not know at the time was that what I had her doing could have gotten her FIRED big time. Your allowed to touch ass, no tits, no pussy, and sheès not allowed to touch your cock with any part of her body. Oops.
Ps. is this a normal lap dance, what normally happens during a lap danceÉ

Anyway this gave me some ideas. I wanted to develop a method for seducing strippers that didnèt take all the fun of going to strip clubs like Mysteries method for seducing strippers. I wanted to still get lap dances. I wanted to sit in perverts row. All the stuff your not supposed to do. I was inspired by some guys field report when he gave a stripper an order not to talk doing a lap dance and still managed to bang her. That maybe commit constancy and hoop theory coupled with some patterns and the law of authority could, in this unique situation, seduce a stripper.

So I when back when I had more money, eagar to test my theory and break the rules (my curiousity will be the death of me yet), I just had to know if it could work.

So I sit in perverts row, and some of the girls on stage flirt with me a bit, especially when my mind wonders or I look to serious. Ièm not naive and I figure theyère just stripper gaming me. But then none of them approach me and Ièm buffled. Donèt they want my money. why are they flirting if they donèt want my moneyÉ

Later I find out that most strippers assume you just want to watch the show so if your in perverts row, they wonèt approach.

I move to a better location neart the area where the strippers come out. I get a opened by a lovely girl. Ièll call her HBNinja. I donèt hear her approach me from behind, scaring the shit out of me. I ask her if all the women working there are ninjaès as the waitresses keep doing it to me too. We actually take about the history and ninjaès a bit. I start asking her some questions I had prepared and this is were I find out that your not allowed to touch their tits and this throws me off. I donèt remember everything I asked, but I try to focus beyond finding out wheather she has a good imagination. I try to elict feelings and stuff and honestly Ièm down right sloppy at it. Still I find out she's into van go, stuff. I tell her about the whole emperor and slavegirl thing, she seems surprised by it and we talk about the whole emperor thing. She end up asking me in reference to having a having slave girls. "Don't you want to be a good emperor" I say no being evil is more fun. As I'm sure you can see I've gone off my game plan in the wild world of what the hell am I saying. Now her comes the first major wtf moment of the night. She says "I've got to go my pussy's too wet." is this normal stripper game. I'm shocked. I don't know what to say as she leaves. I assumed this is just typical bullshit, stripper game.

She comes back a minute or less later and asks if I want a dance. I'm not sure, so I stare into her eyes for like this intense minute and finally I say yes because I don't know where else to go from here.

She had nice natural titties, but she wasn't the best dancer. Still I get her to say a couple of dirty things, but she's worried she'll get caught. Still at one point she's hovering over me and she uses her body to hide the fact that she's coping a feel of my cock! Now here is a really funny thing, I notice my t-shirt is now covered in fucking toilet paper and I'm like wtf, I look down and see that it a came from her pussy, their still pieces of paper clinging to her twat. I thinking noooo waaaay, I did I really get her that wet. I sniff her pussy and it smells like vanilla. She notices me doing it and I don't care. I sniff her panties too. I want the truth. I even point out the little pieces of toilet paper on her pussy. How's that for a neg hehe.

Next dancer I'll call HBBeast, odd nickname, but you'll find out why in a moment. I totally fuck up when talking to her. She tell me she has to piss and blows me off. This pissed me off, but I realize it because I fuck up, so I ask her for a dance.
I explain what I want and here comes the biggest wtf moment of the night, she tells me all euthusatically that's interested in porn, but not normal porn, animal porn, that's right dog on girl action, not that's ever done it she emphasis. I love it. till I wonder what the fuck possessed hr to tell me. I could have been one of thoughs guys that wants a "clean girl" as I heard on guy put it. thankfully, for her sake I'm not that kind of hypocondactic pussy, and I add it to the roleplay, now I'm the wolf emperor. I even tell her how according to legend the founders of rome were raised by a wolf goddess. She starts dancing and she gets it, were talking dirty, stuff. I tell her t simulate sucking my cock and she does. She slides her big tits against my cock for a second, I comand her to do that again. She looks around, puts her finger to her lips as if to say don't say a thing, and presses her big tits against my cock and essestially starts to tit fuck me, right there. I'm as hard as a rock, and this feeling fucking amazing.

Then I hear "What the fuck are you doing on your knees". Its another stripper, HBBeasts friend from earilier, the one that tried to steal her bikini top from earilier. I'll call her HBpippylongstocking or HBP for short. HBBeast turns to HBP and lies "Oh, I was just checking out his calves", although she did compliment on my calves earilier on during the dance. She gets more conservitive and careful mostly from this point on, having been busted by her friend. She still rubs her tits against my cock now and then, but is careful to make it seem like a body glide then a titty fuck. The dance become covert. Her leg rubs against my cock multiple times as she "shows" me he legs. One time her leg hovers over my cock, as her hand slides underneath, so that she can grab my cock. Another time just as things are getting interesting HBP tosses her bra at my dancer. WTF. Is it just me or is HBP cock blocking me. Is it normal while your getting a dance, for another dancer to get invovled like this? I'm wondering if HBP is HBBeasts girlfriend or something. Oh well, for her to be cbing I must have done something right. Anyway Ironically this backfires on HBP, because under the giese of doing a celebratory dance over her `trophy`HBP`s bra, HBBeasts starts bouncing and rubbing her ass against my cock. Believe me, this is no accidental rubbing I can feel her doing it intentionally.
One sneaky thing I discovered was that I can touch her hands, so if she`s playing with her tits, and I want to feel her tits up, I put my hands on her hands, move my fingers into the gaps between her fingers to touch her tit meat it looks like I`m playing with her hands when in fact I`m playing with her tits, so no one gets in shit.

Somewhere in the middle of the dances, she starts giving me a boring old normal lap dances for a like a song or two, but I cut that shit out. I tell her what I want her to day. Now she gives me a shit testÉ she says `A master should respect his slaves, the way a his slaves respect him`, yet she says it seductively and does what I tell her to anyways. mixed messageÉ

Finally, I`m ready to go, when she asks for one last dance. I don`t want to spend the money. Still I tease her `how badly does my slave want another dance`. She looks in right in the eyes, puts her face right into mine, I mean right in mine, like she`s planning on kissing me, although she doesn`t, her nose is rubbing against my cheek and my nose is rubbing against her cheek. I don`t answer. We stay there for like a minute or two. This was more intimate then I expected, too intense and I crack, giving her that last dance. The girls got some good stripper game. I`m so stealing that move some how.

Some extra funny things, HBP comes by later, when talking to this guy about the rules of the club, and she puts her hands on my shoulder and his and asks if either of us wants a dance. The fucking balls she`s got, after cbing me! I make an excuse, that I`ve spent everything on her friend and send her off. Oh and the must fuck up thing I told HBBeast was that I was going to take her to the royal kennels and like my dogs fuck her. She really seemed to dig that, although she seemed increasingly worried that our dirty talk, would be over heard as time went by. I called her on her parania after the dancing was done and she admitted it.
To be fair with HBP there I was getting paraniod too.

This might seem crazy, but I think I should have #/@ closed HBBeast.

oh well.

Thinks I learned:

1. Chicks can be just as pervy as us guys.
2. My plan sucked
3. It takes more then a few notes and 10 minutes to master speed seduction
4. I need to revise my plan, improve my patterning and values/feelings elicting skills, but otherwise I beleave my theory hold promise.
5. This can only be a side line to my normal sarging as it is too expensive.
6. Tit fucking is my achilles heel.
7. That a combo of commitment constancy, plus the law of authority and roleplaying seem to work, most of the time, but that fear of the management tends to fuck things up.

For the record I didn't pay for anything beyond lap dances. and bought myself a cock. four freaking dollars for a drink, ick. Sorry, needed to vent :P

Now you must realize that normally I do day game, no spending money at all, and occasionally night game, when I can spend someone elses money haha. I started with this FR before all that because this was soo funny and fascinating to me. Oh before I forget after the first time I went to strip club, I noticed an improvement in my normal game, less approach anxienty, more approaches, felt more comfortable, and I was more focused. I believe I would have experienced even more of this after this time, but I'm contracted a nasty head cold. Still I feel energized for when I feel better.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:56 am 
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wow ths is very long!

i got someething about a lap dance that could get her fired man some of those girl dont care at all. i had one had one girl reach up my shorts grab my cock and wrap they lips around myhead. they all let me fell they whole body. it gonna b hard to hit some of them especial for free. i never payed! and only got it twice! once my boy knew one of the girls from school so she got one of her friends and we went to a coney. to get some food. left their went back the girl he knews house and we both hit both girls.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:49 pm 
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A Little long winded I admit, but it was such an odd experience.

What lead to the dancer sucking your dick, just out of the blue during a dance?


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:30 pm 
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Not my kind of thing, but looks like they have some fantasies going on themselves. Keep us posted when your plan is on point.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:06 pm 
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phase three will not be until next month, I want to focus on day and night game, its cheaper haha, but I will keep at it, if just for the reason that my curiousity will not be denied.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:45 pm 
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I personally think you got played! I mean that is the strippers job to get you coming back for more.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:19 pm 
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Dude! You got played!

A strippers job is to be seductive and get you giving up your money which you did. Did she give you a number? Where Im from (south florida) strippers will go in you pants touch your cock, do all sorts of shit, but they want the money and thats how they get it! They know a guy wants that physical touch.

I have gamed strippers before and you know they are into you when your lap dances are free or they are just sitting there hanging out with you having a good time for hours, giving up there money making time, to hang with you. Then they give you the number.

Where im from you could spent all the money you did on those dances and actually gotten a real blow job from a stripper


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:13 pm 
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dude, you could well be right about the two strippers being girlfriends...
I had one night when my friend an i picked up a stripper and took her back to my friends place. she then called her other stripper friend and told her to come over. when the second stripper arrived, she went straight to a chair in the corner of the room and just sat there sulking...
i tried to bring her into it, pouring shots and asking her if she wants 1 etc... but she was just being a sulky bitch.
i ended up loosing it with her and telling her that she was giving me bad vibes and that if she wasnt going to socialise she should leave... she left.

it turns out the two strippers were semi- girlfriends and that the second stripper was so jelous that her 'girlfriend' was getting intimate with us, that she was a total cock block!!!

its quite possible your strippers had something similar goin on...


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Yeah I got played at times. Still even then learned. Stripper practice game more then anyone, even puas. Just had an idea, I could ask them how they make "sales". They could be my big titted gurus!

Seriously, earlier before HBBeast danced we were talking and HBpippylongstocking came along behind her and tried to steal her bikini top in a playful manner, so I totally think they're more then friends.

Next time I'm not spending as much money. I'm going to use some meow openers to, haven't gotten around to trying Woooo, yet. Oh and I'm going try my own invention I figured out writing erotic stories, something I'm calling Empathic Loops.

Can't tell you yet what empathic loops are yet, but if it works as planned it'll generated massive intensity of any emotions you want and can be used as bf destroyer too, but it too new to reveal yet, needs more testing.

PS. When HBBeast did the in my face thing, I was thinking I should so steal this!


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:23 am 
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How much did it cost for a lap dance?

Also keep posting how it goes


P.S. Your fantasys are.. kinda weird haha


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:56 pm 
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you know what you should do dude, you shul seduce HBpippylongstocking and then get the two girls to have a threesome with you!!
they can be ur love slaves fighting for the attention of their all dominating master...
HAHAHA
funniest mental image right now!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:23 pm 
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20 bucks a dance, but that Canadian so its not to bad.

Maybe I'll get a dance from HBPippylongstocking next time, she did have pierced nipples which is hot. We'll see. As for a threesome with Pippy and HBBeast I thought about it, but I feared they'd get so into it they'd forget about me! haha.

I getting payed at the first of the month, so it'll have to wait, but I plan on practicing my empathic loop tomorrow after work, assuming I don't resemble swamp thing by then.

PS if you thought the emperor and slavegirl was wierd I'm thinking of playing The God of Harems and his priestess next time!


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Hey dude, so hows it going with your empathic loop theoy?? Im still keen to hear more!!


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