ok so i was out with friends, we decided to hit up a strip club at 2am

we get there, first girl i see is an amazing petite girl, beautiful eyes, beautiful face, tight little body..i loved it

so we sat at the stage, she came around wanting dollars for putting on a lil show, and all i did was look at her eyes, in a non creepy way, checked out the goods for a quick second, then back to her eyes...i just made sure i wasnt creepy

so waitress comes over, we get a drink, i tell the waitress i wanted a dance from the girl
eventually she finds her, she comes over and waves me over and i go up to her
introduce myself real quick, she says her name, first thing i say is "is that your real name? (with a smile on my face) she said yes, so we go into the lil room

i played the innocent card
she asks why were there, i say were celebrating me getting a job (semi true) and then i say this is my first time at a strip club, she goes no way, so i look right in her eyes again with a smile on saying nope first time, i promise you!
she asks how old i am, i say 25. i ask how old she is, says she just turned 20 (so young!)

so she goes well you just sit here and youll learn real fast
first thing i asked was what do you do outside of here? (giving her the benefit of the doubt, and ASSUMING she does something else so that she doesnt think i think shes just a dumb naked girl)
she says nothing (irony), and i ask how long shes been working here, she says 2 years.

so i ask if she likes it, she says "ehh its ok" so i pick up on her not being thrilled about her job and change the subject

she had a tramp stamp, i asked what it was of, she told me the meaning and we talked about it for a second

then i ask what she wants to do outside of here, she says go back to school and study some science stuff. me being a dork, i knew the stuff she was interested in and we talked about it for a while. the entire time i was looking at her eyes and not just checking out her nakedness ontop of me (harder than it sounds)
so we went on for a good 15 minutes about this science stuff

so im still playing the innocent card...my hands arent touching her, just talking about what she was interested in, showing i knew a lot about it and getting her input on stuff

then it got quiet for a second and she started lauing, im like do you normally talk about science when youre in here?? she laughed and goes no never!

so time ran out, she goes "do you think you and your friends are going to be back here? (IOI) i said now that ive been in here with you....absolutely

she goes this probably wasnt a very good lapdance for you. i said are you kidding? awesome conversation with a cute girl what else could i ask for?

so then continuing with the innocent card i said (and i would never say this to a girl but i did it on purpose) "so im sure you get this all the time, but is there any chance i can take you out to dinner sometime?"

she goes definitely

then we went through the process of finding a pen, bam got the number
we double checked each others names, and i said i would talk to her soon

my first number from a stripper, im proud of myself guys

UPDATE: this morning i got a death threat from a jealous ex...if you guys want details im gonna start needing some replies/critiques (good or bad)/advice for next time

and yes, im 100% serious about the death threat

congrats on the number dude, i just need find people to go to strip clubs with

shows it was solid too , if the bf text you like that,

strippers have scary life's dude, you wouldnt want to have a relationship with one but they just so dam hot aint they?

most strippers tend to be sexually molested/abused as a child usually by fathers/uncles and stuff and they usually have at least one guy that thinks who is entitled to her

they tend to cheat alot especially with staff at the venue and other female strippers


i heard a good thing to do is....

get ur friend to pay for lap dance for you as its your "1st time" (dont be branded a customer) and tell her shes not your type but she looks really interesting, and have deep conversation with her

she wil think your different, also cold read her

"hi , im watching you at work but i have to say your body is here but your mind is another place, is there somnething you'd rather be doing?"

which is usually the case they want money for travel or to supoort their children

goodluck, next time, be careful tho

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Good going man!
My first attempt at getting a strippers phone number was last week, and its a day I would like to forget. It went well initially but something just went wrong. I might have been a little clingy I suppose.

cheers

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thanks for the replies guys

Pebble - yea dude im not looking for a relationship AT all lol...but she was SO hot..id be awesome to just fool around...after i wrapped it up like 9 times of course and put a full body condom on haha

Tigra - how did you start off the convo with her? what went wrong?


Info on the death threat - so i get a call the morning after from a number i didnt have

heres how the convo went
dickhead - Is this biggunz?
biggunz - yes, whos this?
dickhead - Biggunz from this town
biggunz - ...whos this?
dickhead - did you meet a girl named Dirty Ho Stripper at this club last night?
biggunz - again...who is this?
dickhead - this is Dirty Ho Strippers fiance....if i see you call or text her one more time im going to find you and put a hole in your head
biggunz - listen you little sh....*he hung up the phone*

what do you think guys...how should i handle it? just leave it alone or what

jeez!

i think if i heard that down the phone id be scared to tell you the truth

you can just tell that she got the shit beaten out of her from this perfetic excuse for a human,

i say revisit the venue and speak to her in person and go from there

goodluck bro


i ejected from this girl the other week cus she wasnt DTF she was like a 6/7, then checked out her facebook, and all she does is party with models and strippers- bah! i shoulda befriended her

girl in pink the girl i shuda befriended

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haha damn dude im loving that last picture

about the death threat - im still pissed that some pussy called me and tried to scare me on the phone like that, but im definitely going to talk to the girl again and well see what happens. if i go to the club again im praying to baby jesus her "fiance" shows up. im just as much a fighter as i am a lover

I don't know man, I don't like the sounds of this on two levels. One, your number close didn't seem unique. You were a paying customer, you compliment and flirt with the girl like every other Joe probably does and then offer to take her out to dinner (you paying her more money again). Seems like with that kind of behavior she could use you anyway she would like to.

Then you have to wonder how this dude got your number. Cause we all know if a girl wants to keep a secret, she will keep a secret. If someone was calling me with death threats man I would just stay the fuck out of the situation. You don't want to get involved with that. Look, if you really think you have a chance with this girl, go back to the club, play it non-chalant, build some chemistry again and then before you leave, say, "Look, sorry, I'm going to have to temporarily cancel that dinner date I promised you. If you really want it you're going to have to earn it. You have my number. Let's see how good you are at convincing me to go out with you again" (smile)

And leave it at that. If she's really interested, she'll be in touch with you

Let us know how it goes

I agree with everything thats been said by Clozer. Clean simple and to the point, and it avoids you from getting a hole in your head

haha yea im not getting a hole in my head over a stripper...even though she was a 9/10 in my book haha

the way i felt we built chemistry was i got a dance from her, one thing led to another we started talking about life outside the strip club, she mentioned she had an interest in astronomy and wanted to go to school for that, and i just started talking to her about it and getting her interested cause i have some knowledge of it, so halfway through the dance shes naked on top of me with her tits (natural btw) an inch from my face and we had eyes locked and im doing hand gestures explaining shit to her while i have her naked ontop of me...so thats when we broke out laughing and im like so do you normally have guys talking to you about astronomy while youre naked??

i guarantee the dickhead went through her phone and found my name/number and grilled her on it. she could have given me a fake number but i got a real one and she texted me as soon as i left.

im thinking about going back to the club...a) to see her again, b) to find that asshole and show him whats up. 99% of people are all talk, especially people who think they can be tough guys on the phone and hang up before they hear the reply to their threat. if all else fails ill just wear a bullet proof helmet into the club or something haha