I stopped up at the nightclub I work at about 6pm yesterday to get paid so I could take this girl out I been talkin to. I decided to have a beer while I was waiting and Jazzmine, a cocktail waitress, brought me a little penis straw from one of her tables.
1. Target Acquired...
Looking around, I could not find a bachelorette party so I continued to drink my tastey beer. And then Bam I looked over my shoulder to my left to find a hott 22year old burnette coming from the music box. I asked her if she was with the party and she said she was and to come join them when I got a chance. So went into the kitchen and placed bets for a number close within ten minutes.
I smoked a cig with a few of the waitresses and cooks and asked one if they new what the three second rule was. Ofcourse one of the cooks said its when he drops food and puts it back on your plate.
" I said no...this is the three second rule."
I immediately took off towards the party (an 8set) totally unprepared but full of confidence. My target was aquired (the girl that invited me to their table) but I knew I had to ignore her for a moment and gain the approval from the bride, the brides mother and the rest of her party.
2. Opener and Sh*t tests...
My opener- "I have to ask, why the f*ck are you getting married?" That was an invitation for a series of sh*t tests from her and her mom! They were like did he just say that? I told her I just wanted to hear a love story blah blah blah. Most guys would have left the set. I didnt.
3. Building Attraction
The mom started showing interest, so did my targets body language (she pulled her hair behind her ear after every interaction with her. The mom asked me what I did for a living and I told her I was a used lighter repairman. Compliments to Style. After recieving more IOI's from everyone I asked the mom if she ever danced with a used lighter repairman, grabbed her up and took her to the dance floor. After that I was defidently in with the group.
I brought the mom back to the table after a few dances and continued to entertain them. I never gave them my name, I waited till one of them asked me for it. I didnt want my target to know I was interested. Being indirect. The girls started buying me shots with the group. That was another good sign.
My target was the brides maid. Her job was to make sure the brides night was awesome. Everytime I tried to leave they would pull me back in because they knew without me the fun was gone. After hangin out with the brides maid and a few dances I had to isolate and get a number close. So I told her I needed another drink and to come with me to the bar, locking elbows together I pulled her away to the quiet side of the club and got my number close. I told her she was really cool and SHE'D be upset if we didnt hang out again. I put my phone right below her chest and told her to put her number in my phone. This works well because its so natural to grab things that are put in that area of your body because its uncomfortable. And when they grab it, it's like they are already giving consent to give you their contact info.
The AMOG...
I told Adrienne (brides maid) she was so cute, grabbed her hand and gave her a little spin. She told me how sexy I was and that I had nice features. Whatever. LOL. Then out of nowhere three cockblocks came in range waiting to make their move. One of these terds actully thought he was gonna cockblock ME? Ha. He tried to but in our conversation. As soon as he did I looked over, held my pointer finger up and said " i'm talking to Adrienne right now." I looked back at her and continued my conversation with her and ignored what just happened. The cockblock walked away without saying another word. Adrienne turned to her friend and I heard her say "this guy is good, he's got game." I love hearing that!
The Kiss closes...
We were back at our table again. My target was busy entertaining the group again so I got busy dancing with the mom and a short girl in the set. I had to take a wiz and the way to the bathroom I saw two girls that looked familiar so I briefly stopped to say hi. We talked a minute and the blonde 7 told me she hadnt been laid in a while. I told her and her friend that was funny because I thought they were lesbians. The blonde 7 pulled me in, licked my cheek, and stuck her tongue down my throat.
"How was that for being a lesbian!" She said.
I turned to her friend and said "Your girlfriend wants to F*ck me!" Then I proceeded to the head. Took my wiz and started back to my target group. Before I could make my way back the mom from the party had me snatched up and cornered outside by our beer cooler. I was like damn I know where this is going. She told me just relax and go with the flow. Keep in mind this lady was married. She pinned me against the cooler and we made out for a min and then I was like your bad, your married, lets get back to our friends you bad, married milf.
I finally made my way back to my target. I had to focus on my target. When I arrived back at the table it was surrouded by sharks. Adrienne come over to me and told me since I left all these guys were hitting on them and me and her should do something special. I looked at her and asked her "would you like to kiss me now?" Compliments to Mystery! I looked at her left eye, right eye, then lips until our lips finally met. We enjoyed about ten seconds of intimacy then we took that shit back on the dance floor. The bachlorette finnally was wasted so me and my target exchanged all the contact info we could and parted ways.
But wait there is more...
And it gets way, way better.
After the girls left I was approached by a few women and a lot of guys asking me to get girls to come to after parties. One of the guys apparently wanted to be my wing. He was an AFC with no game. He approached a four set and started hitting on a hot blonde. She was def the prize. We talked for a min. She told me she was seperated and going through a divorce. We clicked right away. We had a few things in common. She invited me to eat with them so I met them at a Perkins down the street. Me and her were the first to arrive, and then her friends with 3 more guys. One of them was hitting on my new target all night before we got there. I sat across from her at the table and the AFC sat directly next to her. Her foot somehow ended up between my legs. I rubbed her leg a little bit and locked eyes with her for a minute. All the while the other guy was hitting on her, being way too direct, talking about how good he can eat poon and all that.
The Number close...
I could tell she wasnt into it. Her friends engaged me in conversation and told me how cute I was and that I had an aura of confidence surrounding me. Then my target noticed a hickey on my neck from the other night and asked me if I got laid the other night or something. I told her the truth. Yes I got laid by a girl I have been seeing. She asked me if it was good and I told her the truth. Ive had better and this girl was a freak. I dont like being marked. I hate it. I finished eating and was getting ready to pay my tab, when my target said I couldnt leave with out her having my number. So I put it in her phone and called myself, walked out with her, gave her a hug, told her to kiss me on the cheek and parted ways.
The F-Close
We left at the same time. The funny thing how it happened is we took the same route to get home. I was behind her so I called her on the phone to tell her I wasnt being creepy or following her it was just my way home too. She told me if I looked off to the right I could see her house. I couldnt see it so she told me to follow her. I did. All the way home. She seduced me to her home. We talked a min outside about her house. I led her to invite me in to give me the tour. Her dog greeted me at the door. She gave me the tour of her five bedroom home, the last room ended up being her bedroom. We didnt leave the bedroom after that.
John C
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