so i was dj'ing a wedding on saturday night not expected to sarge. It was an older people wedding so there was only like 3 young girls there. I walked outside to make a phone call and smiled at these girls. they followed me out and said "hey my cousin wants to know how old you are!" and then i replied with he exact line i had learned earlier that day. " how much do you weigh?"
they could hardly believe i just said that. then i asked why they wanted to know. and they straight up said i was hot. i then just walked away after saying thanks.. and went back to djing. about 20 minutes later the same girl came and requested a song. after yelling it to me i turned my cheek to her and she gave me a kiss. then later on she just came and sat next to me and i barely said a word to her cause i was so busy. then i said k lets go for a walk if you find my friend to take over. so she found my friend and we went for a walk. then i said we should sit down. and i asked how her night was going. and shes like yea it would be going better if something else happened. then im like. how about a kiss? and then from there it turned to a mack sesh and i got a nice jerk.. and then i heard someone screaming. MADDIE!? WE ARE GOING TO KICK HIS ASS.
so then i just peaced.. and snuck back to the dj booth unnoticed..
that was my saturday night.. and it all began with the how much you weigh line and ignoring her..

-square wheels

Nice line. I get asked my age ALL the time. I'm going to rebuttal with that line next time. Nice field work.