| So this is what you call a failed sarge (if you consider getting the number a success). It was a great way to learn though.
Ok long story short. My wing opened up a 3set of 2 HB5s and one HB7... So he uses the gay opener and ejects right after the grounding sequence. The set is still hanging around so I say, lets reopen your old set and I go in situational, like, didnt I talk to you last week, youre the english girl right?
HB5: yes, Im half scottish.
Ezo:yeah I thoought that you looked familiar.
The interesting part is that the 2 HB5s open up and turn towards me, but the HB7 completely turns her back on me. Since she is positioned closer to me the set forms a triangle with her trapped in the middle, she is facing a completely different direction not looking at anyone since her friends are focusing on me. I just tell them "thats not very nice, where did you train her?" And girlcode them. They seem to understand what I mean and get a bit embarrassed. The HB7 still do not turn around, still completely ignores me. I start laughing and I get her friends laughing as well but she still tries to freeze me out.
After about 2 minutes (which is a long time in field) she finally turns around, looks past me and says "Im not very social".
That pisses me off, she is a 7 behaving like a 10. I turn back to my wings and we talk about it for a while, they are astonished by the bitchshield, the worst thing they have ever seen, extremely rude (I know normal bitchshields). We start discussing that she thinks that she is soooo hot and in fact shes about 7. We start discussing if she is a 5 or 7 or what... SO I get an idea... I reopen again (shes half a step away so she might have heard). I touch her arm, says "sorry let me se your face... ... ah...) Turn back to my wing saying "seven!".
The set leaves...
So the last part was unnecessary but she soooo deserved it.
Anyway what do you do when a girl has a bitchshield so high? Trying to lock you out even if the group does not help her...
Ezo
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