I'm 17 and i've never been able to properly talk to chicks but after reading david deangelo I realised it's because i've been the nice guy/ wussy my whole life. Anyway I decided I was going to test out this cocky / funny thing.

So I was walking up from the train station to the bus station and there was a Woman ahead of me. I caught up and the convo went a little something like this:

Me: Hi

her: Hi

Me: what have you been up to?

her: i've been working, what have u been doing?

Me: Playing snooker

Her: oh yeh playing snooker and drinking

Me: No, why do I look drunk?

Her: haha No

Her: I work as a waitress and i get heaps of free food so would u like a sandwich? (lol)

Me: wow thats scary do you just go up to randoms and offer them sandwiches?

Her: No i ussually give them to homeless people

Me: Do I look homeless to you?

Her: haha no

Her: what's your name

Me: AJ

Her: I'm (name)

Her: how old are you?

Me: 17

her: oh my

Me:why how old are you?

her:32

Me: Don't worry I don't mind older women

her:haha oh my god are you serious

Me: where do you live?

her: ....(same suburb as me)

Me: where do you get your accent from

her: Brazil blahblahblah

Me: (tease her some more)

her: why are young men always playing these games?

Me: hey its the women who play the games, your the one trying to suck me in by treating me with sandwiches

her: haha no i wasn't! I just give sandwiches to anyone who comes up and talks to me

Me: so if someone came up to you and told you to piss off would you give them a sandwich?

her: ummmm i dunno yes

Me: okay lets role play this i'll be the complete stranger

Me: Piss off.

her: do you want a sandwich? Hahahahhaha that sounds strange

Her: whats your name again?

Me: wow you already forgot my name k ill tell you again but if you forget it agian ill leave you

her:blahblah

(got on bus) (I sat down in the seats behind her)

her: I have 3 kids

her: one of them is almost as old as you!

me: I don't mind about your age

her: oh my goddd

her: i have a boyfriend and i've been wating for him to give me an engagement

Me: maybe he's worried your too old (lollll)

her: ahh well he is 23 even he is to young for me!

Me: (tease more)

(approaching my stop)

her: it is true young men do play these games!

me: maybe they just wnat to talk to you because they find you interesting

Me: hey theres an indian restaurant over there

her: I love indian food

Me: really....you know what we should hang out some time and get some indian food

her:ohhhh

me: just as friends you know it'll be fun

(Being the one who pulled out the friends line felt awesome loool)

her: ohh sure ok why not

me: (handing over phone) put in your number (as she puts it in) you better not be playing me it better be the right number (gave her a missed call it was the right number)

(getting off bus) her: bye

Me: we'll get some indian food soon

I made alot more cock/funny calls but im not gonna put in the whole convo.

Anyway cocky and funny is magic, i didn't use any canned openers and just went with cocky and funny and it all sort of came together.

I can't believe i just swept this woman off her feet she had no idea what hit her.

K this was yesterday and i havent called her. I don't even know if i will call her beacuse her whole situation sounds messy. But I kind of do want to call her because it would be good experience atleast.

If I do get her on the date i know this secluded place with a great view over the city that is in walking distance of the indian restaurant. I'm acctually thinking of just skipping the indian and taking her staright to the secluded place with some food and champange (maybe not the champange). I just don't like the idea of eating at a restarant as a first date (even though i've never been on a date lol)

Anyway id appreciate your opinions

-should i bother with this date

-should i first take her to the restaurant than the secluded place

-should i take her straight to the secluded place

-champange?

whatever happens this has give me a massive confidence boost today i approached several women and one of them rejected me when i asked for my number (first ever rejection) strangely enough it acctaully was kind of funny...

oh yeh and if i acctually call her i was kind of just gonna kind of improvise what i say but if u guys have any better advice on what to do on the phone just tell me.

sweet thanks