workin on my greetin in leeds today was walkin up an sayin hello to everybody,
i was slightly hungover but still feelin pretty good.
i'd been doin a performance earlier so was in a dfiffernet city with my unicycle and bag of props an its chucking it down..
some girl who i said hello too turned around to her friedn *bitchy voice* "er why's he carrying a unicycle"
she has an umberela so i ask why she has that, before she replies i say its because its raining love u dnt carry something around which you dont use..
anyways quite alot of interaction with good people an then this one girl calls me a dickhead..
so in a loud voice as im walkin away, "leeds is full of stuck up people i can tbelieve i just been called a dickhead for sayin hello..." an carry on with a conversation to the peson im next to as if i have been talkin to them..
so we fluff and i find out she's here with her freinds from bradford my home town an she's lookin for a bank. i get directions and say to her and her freind women are useless with directions i better walk with you so ur not out in the rain long coz ur hairs begin to look a mess...
one of the girls spots my black nail polish
"oooh look were the same"
"hey thats strange i wasnt goin to wear this today, thats a bit wierd. i dnt normally wear this just thought id try it, what do u guys think of blokes with nail varnish?"
blah blah
so were walkin to the bank im in between her an her mate, both with umberellas an they keep drippin on me an bumpin into my head, so i start neggin them,
"im walkin you to the bank an you keep on hittin me, i told u i dnt like rude people ur not been very nice, ur not even goin to give me any money are you? c'mon give me a fiver?
"no"
a tenner?
"no"
30pund? ur goin to give me 30 pund thats nice....
"er no,"
well alrite how about u buy me a greggs? (steak bake pasty)
erm alrite =D
carry on walkin find out targets a drummer, im like cool not very girly thou is it really?
before she responds start talkintoher freind about her hair, targets laughin not knowin wots goin on an snorts.. im in hysterics, i neg the shit out of her adn she's like no i was chokin i was chokin me an her mate yea woteva start snortin an stuff.
so there talkin to me about my unicycel and my jugglin so i pinch her umberella an unicycle down the main drag of leeds (really busy) prettendin to beep my horn gettin people to move whilst holdin the umberella over my head.
eventually i stop an there runnin behind me fimling me on there phones and stuff, so they clap an i bow....
rite iv done somethin for u im bored sing to me i want a rendition of singing in the rain, now nice and loud so they start singin swingin their umberellas abotu etc. whilst im dancin an clappin..
eventually we reach th bank which is closed, so they couldnt get any moeny, an im like hey love i still want my greggs ok?
we go meet her freinds so theres 4 of them now, an im talkin to everyone but target.. told her new freind quite a quiet one her tops sexy, an she blushes im like OMG she's adorable i can tell y they hang round with you.. WHERES my greggs?
so i grab her hand (target) an pull her across the road an all her freinds are jus starin at me, in greggs i point to my cheek, for a kiss an she's like no im gettin u food u should kiss me, (bollocks eh guys? she dosnt have the power rite?) so i decline an get my food.
anyways i SOI a bit, give her a time constraint as im bored of been int eh rain, her an her freinds walk me to the bus station as the shop there goin to is on the way, as im goin i say goodbye to everyone except her an point to my cheek sayin "last chance????" she gives me a kiss her freinds start cheerin an stuff an i go get my bus.....
(last nite out was ace, got 2 numbers and kiss closed a hb8) not as fun as today thou..
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