| Let me just set the scene, Saturday nite was my mates house party, had no intention of sarging, because in all honesty, i thought it was basically going to be a sausage fest, with the amount of guys that I knew were coming. None the less i still prepared for the improbable, so armed with a bit of lint in the pocket's, chewing gum just in case, pen and paper and for a bit of peacocking i wore an all red track suit (well not all red, just a red t-shirt, red beanie, and a red sports jacket with some jeans.) Getting a hammering from my mates about wearing all red, i knew it was working pity there wasn't any females around. But just as the thought had crossed my mind, my mate's cousin had walked in, with her friend. (for descriptive purposes, i will call her super boobs, S.B for short)
I went into PU overdrive, i let everyone act a fool infront her, and watched my mate's fight for her attention, however I stayed back and just watched for who I had to eliminate in terms of her attention. From here I worked the room, the majority of the people were male so i thought this would be easy. Now mystery is in to magic tricks, now I can't do magic tricks, but what i did have was a funny video on my mobile, everyone was talking, and I abruptly interupted their conversation, by literally saying "hey come check this out"... with this i managed to get eye contact with the target, signalling check this out, it's funny. At this point everyone had congregated around me, and watched the video, everyone laughed, and everyone was saying, "dude, you gotta bluetooth me that". Anyway it was just a video i had made, for my class presentation for uni, it was just the bloopers. It was from here i was introduced to my mates cousin and her friend super boobs. Automatically i didn't acknowledge her, i kept my mates attention, and his cousin's and negged away at the target, thankfully my mate was on to what i was trying to do, so he left discretely.
I was now left with the cousin, and S.B. (Here's my sticking point, i think i may have got the steps a lil mixed up). Finally i acknowledge the target's existance, and fluffed both of the girls, what do you do? etc, etc? I finally asked how do you know each other... i found out they went to uni together. So i've switched on to that fact and i've asked are you two really good friends? (ran the best friends test). Went like a charm, however i got an unexpected reaction, S.B didn't have the reaction i was hoping, she didn't laugh at the routine, instead it was the cousin who laughed? I ran the B.F test while asking the questions to the Cousins, not S.B - did i do that wrong? Anyway...
Later on after getting to know her, I managed to seclude S.B from her friend, ran the 5 questions game on her, but I think i may have messed up here... i said the loser would have to skull a shot of Bacardi 151. And yeh... she lost, and down the hatch it went. At this point, the cousin was trying to get my attention, while my mates were becoming massive cock blockers, rudely interupting when i was whispering something in SB's ear, and i could clearly see, the cousin was not impressed. The cousin managed to separate us from the guys, so it was me, a mate, and the cousin and SB in a room, so the cousin procede's to tell a story about how she's leaving in a few days for 9months, and she's basically said that the guy she was seeing blew her off, and how it was his loss, because she basically didn't want a relationship, she just wanted to get laid. Now, i think the spark cooled down with super boobs, because after the story and a few drinks later, they left abruptly, and i didn't get a number close...
What went wrong? Where could I have improved? Or how disarm the cockblocking mates?
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