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Posts: 1059 | Alright so i was rehearsing by myself, as my band was way late, over a hour, and no where in sight.. i decided to check outside and i saw my singer talking with some guitar instructor about traveling and there were alot of people around listening and sharing, amongst them was this HB 7. Yeh sure shes not a 9 or 8.5 alright fair, but she was attractive and she had really good energy! So i joined the set with the right body language, they had formed some circle or something, i didn’t say one word. Everyone was talking and talking, i was just observing and smiling, listening to the social dynamics. The next day i saw her again and this time i was early for band rehearsal, and still no one was there LOL! (some band eh?) so she walks past and i open
Impact: yo what sup homeboy
HB: ahah, hey, how are you?
Impact: yeh great trying to form a band, i got a invisible drummer and guitarist, totally kicking
HB: Oh really isnt anyone there?!
Impact: yeh i think everyone overslept, so hows my furry chiwawa doing?
HB: furry chiwawa hahaha? ?? im great, thinking of going to class
HB: psht how boring, thats it, im leaving you! * kino *, no more luscious sex for any of us, your becoming a nun and we are shipping you out today!
HB: noooo haha! *someone walks by*
Impact: Hmm we are totally blocking the door here, lets go in
here is where i brake into her world i talk to her about traveling and she tells me "Yeah you didnt say anything yesterday", that’s a ioi lol.. and then my guitarist arrived, i said pleasure talking to you *kino* she left
the next day She approached me and ignored her friends so that’s gotta be a hardcore ioi. i DHV, told her some funny tricks and took her number! I'm seeing her this Sunday
Second girl was in a two set. I opened
Impact: Hey your hair looks alive, *touches it* OMG IT MOVED!
HB: ahaha WTF! your a strange one!
Impact: I know runs in the family, all the men have a big penis too.
HB: HAHA! sure sure!
Impact: mmmhm, oy you 2 can be my guini pigs, more you *picks target* you seem to have a visual artistic thing going, are you a musco?
HB: haha well yeah i sing, but im doing business right now
Impact: *to obstacle* OMG how can u hang with this one, shes part of the nerd gang! *to target* alright thats it me and your friend are leaving you, we are too cool for school!
HB: haha
Obstacle: Haha, whats your name
Impact: Romeo, DAMIT where is my horse i swear it was outside a minute agao *to target* not you silly omg.. shes looking at herself
Obstacle: haahha
Target: your mean, im leaving you now
Impact: Psht *walks away*
Target: noooo wait
Impact: ahahahah, i may have to charge you, $2 per minute!
Target: I like your necklace *touches it*
Impact: make that $5 bucks, you girls must be loaded, so heres the deal,
*does eye routine*, explains it
Obstacle: wow thats so cool, i never knew that!
Impact: why thank you  , im glad your enjoying my company
Target: what’s your number? *bites her lip*
Impact: *writes number down* alrite only one of you two can have it, *dangels it above their head as they aimlessly jump for it, and just before they loose interest i let it go*
Hope this helps anyone learning.
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