Ok, this is an odd one, and very risky, both I and the girl were very drunk as it was coming to the end of the night! I'm learning the art of pacing my drinking so that I can still read emotions a little bit. So here's what happened
I and 3 friends were on the dance floor, one of these friends is a very, very hot girl, the ultimate pivot for any situation! she's no model but she outshines most of the girls on most dance floors. Probably about a nine, but I don't realy rate as everyone has their own taste. So we were on the floor, and this small girl (just can't help but love the small ones) bumped into me (it was a crouded floor, she wasn't thaat drunk), the girl turns round and some small talk ensues, can't realy remember it, but it ends with the girl giving me the finger, in a friendly funny kinda way, I say, "woah woah woah", push her hand down and say, "lets make peace", offer my hand in a hand shake, "I'm Iain" (that's me name, don't give much credence to nicknames, unless the mood fits), she says "I'm blablabla" (yeah... don't drink kids!) I says says I, "hello blablabla, hope you're having a good night but I'm curious, are you a realy real person cuz they usually come in bigger sizes"
She laughs, gives me the finger, I give her two hands worth, a pretend scowl and a cheeky wink, and go back to dancing with my friends. less than a minute later the girl bumps into me again, in that on purpose "oops" kinda way, I turn around with "fuk off!" she comes back with "fuk you", I says go on then! and kiss her, kinda hard but it was in the mood of things... and she wasn't strugling
After that she was hanging off of me for the rest of the night... which was short as the bar closed about an hour later and I wasn't well placed for a visitor!
Anyways, a little followup, I can't remember doing this but apparently the girl has my number, got a text today with the heading "hey dickhead" ... this should be fun
Not very educational, and not realy the way the game's played, but if you learn to read people, a field I was luckily enough to be born with a little talent in that I'm working on every day, any situation can be turned in your favour!
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