| My night started with a call. A hang up really, but my Caller ID picked up the number. I called it back.
Unknown: "Hello."
Azasn: "Someone just called from this #."
Unknown: "Yeah, hold on. (Shouting in background) 'Stephanie it's for you!' 'Okay.'
Stephanie: "Hello?"
Azasn: "You just called?"
Stephanie: "Maybe is this (Azasn)?"
Azasn: "Yes it is. Who is this?" (Pretending I didn't hear it in the background.)
Stephanie: "Stephanie."
Azasn: "HEEEEYYYYY What's up with you?" (NO CLUE who this is.)
Stephanie: "Nothing, I was just wandering if you were available for coffe?"
Azasn: "Not today as I'm on my way to a business meeting, but I'm off tomorrow around 8pm. You should call me then." (DHV'd her, but accidentally just coz it was true.)
Azasn: "Where did we meet by the way?"
Stephanie: "At work."
Azasn: "Mine or yours."
Stephanie: "Yours."
Azasn: "Cool. Maybe I will even see you tomorrow. I gotta go."
Stephanie: "I'll call you tomorrow. Have a good night."
Azasn: "I will thanks." (The End)
(Start)
It was an accident really. Well, maybe not, after all, I knew I was going to a bar. I was there on business to meet a guy about getting something set up so I could perform there soon. It turned out we got little done coz
he was teaching a dance class and making a DVD for it. So I noticed one of the ladies there was dancing better than the rest and decided that since I couldn't get any work done I might as well get a consolation prize just for showing up. What attitude I had huh? I was in a predominantly black club which is fine coz I'm half black n half spanish. However, I almost NEVER frequent an african-american bar. I'm most comfortable in a spanish one. I'm like Negro Suave there! I have magic coz I'm half Dominican and speak Spanish (Big Plus there) not to mention I can dance to ALL the spanish styles. It ties into the story later, but for now I felt out of place, but instead of doing my old wall flower routine I alpha my stance alot. I notice the one in pink or Hb7 noticing me noticing her. I smiled several times, but nada. She finally cracked a smile, but I was over it by then so I just walked around observing those observing me just looking for eye contact IOI's. I spot one ladie or HB7#2 smiling at me shamelessly like she didn't give a fuck who saw. Especially me. At this point I haven't even taken off my hat. I go to the bathroom take off my hat and fix my hair so that my ponytail is dead centered. Its very shiny coz I just set it up b4 I left the house. When I step back out she is still looking at me hard! I felt like a piece of meat and it felt great! Suddenly she made a move. She sat closer to me by pretending to need to talk to her friend (IOI#2). I decided to go for it after all, the worst she could tell me was NO or go away, right? When she moves back to her seat I manuver my way around so she doesn't see me sneak attack her on her left which is wide open. She's with friends but I decide not to open the entire set thanks to the serious eye contact we'd been having and felt pretty safe that she wouldn't mind much. So suddenly she notices me there.
I ask her:
AZASN: "So, why haven't I seen you out on the dance floor tonight?"
HB7#2: "I was out there about 2 songs ago, but I don't think you noticed."
Azasn: "Maybe, but I'm noticing now is that a bad thing?"
HB7#2: "No. Not all I'm glad you came over."
Azasn: "I'm (Azasn) and you are...?"
HB7#2: "Gloria. Nice to meet you."
Azasn: "Yes it is nice for you to meet me."
HB7#2: "Gasps (in a joking way)"
Azasn: "I'm kidding. It's very nice to meet you too." (At this point I body rock as if I intend to go.)
Azasn: "What do you do for a living?" (I rock back in.)
HB7#2: "Computer programmer."
Azasn: "Cool. Then you could teach me a thing or two sometime."
HB7#2: "Absolutely. What do you do?"
Azasn: "I sell dog food to cats (she laughs) No really, I'm a security officer." (Flash badge while rocking back in again.)
HB7#2: "Are you going?"
Azasn: "Not yet, but I have to go soon. I have to catch the bus and I don't trust (local provider) to get me there after 11pm. I have to be up early."
HB7#2: "We all do."
Azasn: "Yes, but MY job requires me to be alert." (DHV'd her here)
HB7#2: "Of course."
Azasn: "How do I get hold of you in the future?"
HB7#2: "You want my phone #?"
Azasn: "Sure. (while taking out pen and looking for paper.) Write it here."
HB7#2: "Oh you probably won't even call that's why you put in on paper."
(Shit testing.)
Azasn: "I will call, but you better be there."
HB7#2: "I will."
Azasn: "After work, but not b4 I take off my uniform." (The End)
I then went to a mexican place a block from my house and met
Lizbeth HB7.5, Brenda (not bad for 3 kids) HB7 with dimples. Cute., Stephanie#2 HB8.5, & Carmen HB9 hanging with Stephanie#2.
Score thus far: Lizbeth HB7.5 is coming to see me in the morning. Stephanie#2 HB8.5 is joining me for lunch. The first Stephanie is calling me after I get off work to go out for coffee. I'm calling Gloria after work.
I'm sure I will see Carmen soon too. They all know I work at the mexican grocery store two blocks away.
WOW! What a day. _________________ BE The Game!
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