Date:1/10/09 11:20PM-12:30AM
The Target: A cute brunette HB7.

I know this girl from work. She works a level below me in the chain. I've known her for around 6 months, but I only started gaming her yesterday. She was actually somebody who helped train me when I started, but I advanced quicker. I went over to her area and talked to this other girl. I did the PEN15 club on the other girl and she took my hand and rolled the ink onto the top of it. It established an inside joke for us two, which worked well for flirting that day. While I was over there, I was friendly to the target. She then came over to my desk a lot to talk.
SIDEBAR: I think you guys should know a subplot: There is a roommate. This roommate also works in the same department as the target. This girl has the hugest crush on me. Almost sad, since she has such LSE and little confidence. She is has a pretty face, but she is moderately fat. An UG4, if you will. I know it's shallow.
The rest of the work shift included a lot of fluff, the Trust Test (Which failed on both BTW),some talk on social science, and there was some iChat game involved (which I hate) during the day as well. "Are you adventurous? Ask me a question then I'll ask you one" and stuff. I even Iaid the groundwork for an Evolution Phase Shift by talking about primal emotions after she playfully pulled the hair on the back of my head. I kept control of the Kino though, I think if you do it with confidence like you're comfortable with woman it makes it seem more natural. Smoke breaks allowed us to talk even more. I slipped up by saying that I managed a lesser daycare bill because of what I called "Professional Flirting". That was followed by "So you're just professionally flirting with me?" Muh baad. But from an omnipotent standpoint, this could have been a junction in the relationship. It could have ended there, but I think I managed. I said "Noo, we have something special," and some other stuff. She wanted to believe me, so I bet that helped. Even earlier, when she commented on how "I had too many girlfriends." A shit test? The girls at work are always pulling on me (it's weird to watch) and giggling. Saying shit like "No, he's MY husband!" and stuff. I don't read into it too much. I said "Would you rather someone who isn't comfortable around woman? And doesn't know what they're doing? Some inexperienced nervous loser might be your type then." The response was positive.
She had grabbed my number from me earlier that day. Pretty clever, but what would you do if a girl said "My chat doesn't work. What's your number so I can text you. I'm soo bored."?
So she had my number and texted me later. Turns out she had the apartment to herself, her roommate was at some assumably lame party. I hate text game. I asked her what she was doing tonight, 20 minutes after she said she was going to bed. She has a kid too, a 1 1/2 year old or something. She said she was bored, so I asked if she wanted to hang out. She said "Really?" And I was like, "Really. No worries." My car just broke down today, so I didn't have a ride. Luckily, I was hangin' out with Fame when all this went down. He dropped me off over at her place. She called me when I was almost there, and gave me the apartment number. I had been there before, I had carried up her roommates bags when I picked her up from the airport once. I got inside and instantly started thinking about seating. I chose the other end of the couch.
This was where the real solo game started. We exchanged views on relationships. I said that having a girlfriend, and giving it a label, limits ones ability to meet new friends. I don't know exactly how I did it, but it was smooth. You know some people can just bullshit? Well, I get paid to bullshit. Pretty much, I was able to convey that I didn't want a girlfriend. Then she reciprocated my viewpoint. I actually did the Evolution Phase Shift. She bit my shoulder, I bit hers. She bit my neck and I bit hers. After a few seconds of staring, I asked "Do you want to kiss me?" Then we started making out. What was so hilarious about this, was that Fame text me "Phase Shift" like 5 minutes after we started making out. I stopped kissing and whipped out my digital camera. It was my old one, soo it's not as good as my new one. I took a picture but it didn't turn out. Damn, that coulda been good. We'd make out for bit, then I'd stop and look at photos on my camera and play with it, then kiss more. I told her to put her hand on my chest, but she wouldn't. I took off my jacket, just on of those cool sweat jackets from the mall, and while doing this is scooted over and leaned back on the arm of the couch. Like, I was half laying across the couch, my legs like 2 feet from her and my face like 6 feet. I just watched TV for a minute until she started talking about something. Fluff, then I say "You look like you want to kiss me again." She comes over, 180%, and we make out some more. Somehow, I figured out she had secret blowjob techniques. "Tell me." But she wouldn't because they were too dirty. Understandable, talking vulgar in front of someone takes balls. But I persisted. I guess her buying temp was too high. I had only been there for 50 minutes, and I worried about frying her out. After a while she said "We should go into my bedroom."

*High Five*

I couldn't play C&F anymore, which kinda bums me out now that I think back. It's such a happy state to be in. But we went into her room, WHERE HER KID WAS SLEEPING IN HIS CRIB 4 FEET FROM THE BED. I had my hands on my face like "Oh my gosh...", but I don't think she noticed. We sat on the side of her bed, and then I got a text again. After I look at it and closed my phone, I started kissing her and grabbed her neck and put her on her back. Made out, touching her through her clothes, etc. 0 LMR, I noticed... I took off my shirt, she liked touching my back. She was jerkin me off, then undid my belt and pants and took me out. I got a few minute long BJ, then had to roll on top again. I tried to stay on my back at least. I took off my pants while she took of her clothes. I had my leg between hers, which was pretty wet, while I took a mental picture. The few minutes before you actually do it is such a rush. Love that feeling. I looked over at the kid's crib, this was weirdin' me out. I like the longer foreplay, plus I was using it as time to think. I have my own, and that weirded me out when he was younger too. So no way. How was I going to get out of this. I didn't want to be a bitch and say no we couldn't because of the kid.
Luckily, the roommate/co-worker arrived. Like, out of the blue. Freaked us out. Her light was off, so she jumped up and closed the door or her room. As we quickly got dressed, I scrambled to find my shirt. I realized MY JACKET WAS ON THE COUCH. I said, "Well, I guess the window is not an option." We were on the second story. The roommate went to the bathroom, which allowed me time to run down the hall and grab my jacket. I gave her kiss before I left shirtless.
I put on my shirt and jacket while I walked to the entrance of the apartment complex. I called up Fame, who was chillin' at my house with some jPUA showin him my resources. They came and picked me up. We drove to my house and us 3 hung out for about 4 more hours.
I was thinkin this would be a Lay Report, but whatever. All I had to do was put my dick in, I had beaten the clothes barrier. I think I did good, not many awkward spots at all. I hadn't brought a condom, so I'll have to remember that. I'm not the best judge of myself, so let me know where to improve.

~Glory~