Portal to 2009

Right then guys the crew hit up Murphy’s ten million pound mansion in North London for New Years Eve. This place is insane it’s like a full size hotel with an indoor heated swimming pool. It’s the ultimate player pad. We get searching for a party worthy for our presence and end up at a giant secret warehouse rave. This is place exceeded my expectations. I thought squat parties where just some rich kids house, but this place was like a super club.

Anyways it just hit midnight and James had just made out with a girl on the dong. Shit it was 2009 and I hadn’t had a make-out this year. I had to get to action. I see a crazy raver girl near a load of chodes, so I push past the chodes shout happy new year and say some stuff to her for about a minute and boom make-out. But I have still only had one make out this year and that’s not good enough for me. So I see a nice little hottie to the left, do some more high energy stuff and less than a minute boom another make out. Now I’m thinking not bad, but only two make out this year, that’s shit, then I see another honey to my right move the chodes out the way shout happy new year and make out with her. My nimbus is lit now, there is no stopping me. I look around and see this crazy looking kid on the floor, so I help him up and talk to him for a bit and he tells me he’s a virgin, but the kids only 16 though, so I’m like, lets go get some girls. I grab a honey and say meet my friend, he’s 16 and needs a kiss, boom I get his head and push it onto the girl. I’ve got my apprentice his first make out of the year. I grab another girl and say my friend needs a kiss give him one, and I throw his head onto hers and boom another make out for my boy.

This kid is loving it and wants me to meet his friends. I go up the stairs and wow his mates are all honey and he is bigging me up to them all, saying how I lord it, so I grab one of the girls and make out with her, grab another with my other arm, make out with her, I then push them together and get them to make out with each other and then I have a three way make out with both of them. I then pull back, get my young apprentice and throw him in and tell them he needs a kiss too and boom a three way make out for ma young lad. Within the space of about ten minute I’ve had five make outs and got my little apprentice four make outs. 2009 is looking good. I then grab one of the girls I was just making out with and dance with her, pick her up make out, put her on floor and heavy make out and play with her pussy for a bit. I then go find my boys and have a chill with them for a bit and I’m still in super state, so I see a girl walk past and say “hey sit next to me, I wanna kiss you” and she does and we do. I was so excited and intent that not making out with these girls was not an option, it was going down.

I retire to the mansion and I say to myself, wow what a good new years eve.