Hokey pokey last night was riotous I have finally sobered up enough to write a FR. Righty, quick bit of backstory, I drove 10 hours across the country to hang out with my cousin on NYE, he bailed me and my bro were stuck for something to do and it looked like we were going to end up hanging out with our relatives at one of their houses (not ideal for picking up women lol).
Ended up doing a pub/club crawl, at about midnight-ish I started the laziest pickup I have ever done, the rest of the night is barely worth reporting on, just a whole lot of hitting on over 40s.
Anyways, I was stood in a corridor by some stairs as my bro had split en-route downstairs to open a set. A group of girls then walked past and I spotted a cute girl (7.5), I did some major eye contact as she walked past and gestured her to come over. She looked into it but carried on walking, I wasn't about to chase, a few seconds later her head pops round the door and I gesture to her to come over again. This time she comes over and I decided to go au natural and not use any techniques or routines. We got on really well and it turns out she is an actor from London sadly as much as I would love to remember her name I can't (Eva maybe). I then chatted about how I couldn't understand a word anyone was saying (us vs them maybe?) and how it was good I could understand her.
Anyways everything is going great and we end up positioned facing each other really close together. I then remembered a vid I had seen about the left eye thing and used that for a minute or so whilst we chatted. I was then in the middle of saying something but the moment was perfect so stopped and kissed her for a few minutes (nuts I know but timing is half the battle and it was the perfect time).
We then joined the rest of her group (holding hands on the way) at this point I tried the 3 statements routine (1 a lie) I couldn't tell when she was lying (damn actors) so we chatted about that for a bit and she tried it on me. Weirdly I didn't have to win the set over at all, I went for a good hello and that did the job. It reminded me of Madals' and Fin's power over women equals power over men idea but using the girls affection to gain acceptance into the group.
We then split from the group again and chatted/kissed for a while, she then had to leave to go to the next club and invited me. Annoyingly my bro had disappeared and I felt a little harsh abandoning him without telling him or having my phone on me so I stayed and hunted for him. The girl then took my number and told me where she was heading. Me and my bro then went there couldn't find her so I just decided to get drunk lol.
My bro ended up kissing a girl in the club but I felt bad about hitting on other women when there was the possibility of the first girl being there.
All in all a great night, I got in at 5 am and had one of the evilest hangovers I have had for ages. I also arranged to meet the girl in the next few days but am heading home so it is unlikely
shame she was awesome. Righty time to try some solid food, wish me luck.
p.s. I would like to dedicate this adventure to Cinn, I got the kiss
also just got a text so photos may follow
CHAT
