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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:03 pm 
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What the hell.....I went out to the club on saturday and stayed there until they closed. While there, I got a lap dance from someone, a few drinks from others and I made out with the lap dance girl's sister before I left the parking lot. I was satisfied and that was enough. But then I wanted to sober up and went to my freind (i'll call him Jones) house (he is gay) a mutual passing freind was there, (i'll call her sweethart).

She went outside for a cigarette and she asked if she could kiss me, I said "absolutely." We went back to her place and had sex until 6am.

The next day I realized when I saved her number in my phone, I was taking a picture and it didnt save right. So I went back to her place and left a note on her door to please call me.

She called and said she wanted to meet up Monday. I went out to the club while waiting to meet with her and it never happened. I hooked up with some other women instead at the same bar from earlier.

We finally met up again on Tuesday, last night and OMG!!! First we went to a restaurant near her home where she wanted to sit at the bar because the bartender there had fucked her already. By the way, he called while we were fucking 2 nights ago. When she went to the bathroom at the restaurant, I asked him and he said yeah I fucked her. I said I only want to have drinks here and thats it. He covered the tab, I was grateful.

So she says "I like japanese food" I take her to my favorite japanese restaurant, best in town and she doesnt know shit! about japanese food. She changes the whole story and talks about how she doesnt like soy sauce!? Anyway shes constantly on and off the phone with her homegirl and at this point I could give a fuck about wether or not she likes me. I just wanna f-close her again.

So then she wants to go to see her homeboy at this other bar and I said "sure, ill be your taxi tonight" (sarcasm). She responds with "I feel like ive offended you all night." Im like "YOU HAVE!" She said she wanted to make it right, when we get to the bar, this other guy she knows is talking about how sore he is, cause he works out. (rolls eyes)

At that point I got up and went outside on the patio. As soon as I walked out I said out loud "date from hell!" This girl laughs and says "I feel your pain" she was going through the same thing. We laughed and talked and she introduced herself to me twice lol. We had a cigarette and I took her back inside to buy her a drink. Just as I was about to order, my date comes up and is like "you buying a drink" I said "yeah, i guess you want one huh" she said "chardonney" ...........fine.

So then I sit with her again and we're honest this time, "im like, your disrespectful and I have not had a good time" shes like "what did you expect" im like "something after last time, similar maybe"..........I was really annoyed, she started giving me this sob story about how she lived with this man a year ago in Tennesee......(we're in Texas)......and how she was pregnant for 3 months, and how his family mean to her. I hugged her and showed her sympathy and 30 minutes later she confessed what she did for a living. She told me earlier that she was a nurses aide.

Now she is a fucking stripper!!! Im like, ok skank........im not going to eat you but lets go fuck now because I know better than to try to "turn a ho into a housewife"

We leave and go to a billiards after that and then back to her place where all we did was fizzle into making out. She said she wasnt feeling very sexual. Neither was I. What a waste of fucking time she was. I had so much more fun the nights in between seeing her.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:50 pm 
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So many reads and no responses.............


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ahhaha o man that suckss dude

atleast u got a stripper...ive been trying to get a damn stripper but i think im too young, only 18 pffft


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What exactly... do you do when you "fuck" girls?
And why that choice of vocabulary...

... maybe that is why you didnt get any responses, people are still trying to figure out what exactly you did, and how, and the superior thought process of the suburban lesbian

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:12 am 
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dude at stripper it was over pal. a girl who makes money from shaking her ass and talking toa some dude who fucked her and probably still gets tail ont he side is a bad situation. keep it to friends with benefits at the most have fun take her out but as you said "you cant turn a ho into a housewife!" to the above poster WTF it is clear this girl has man issues and probably had some sorta whack child hood. no 1 wants to grow up and say hey i wanna be a stripper. shit happens and they have to make quick money so they get funneled into the sex industry and there life is over with.


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Hey FNG ... Everyone has childhood drama, not everyone is a stripper. I'm not talking anything bad about the stripper, just wondering why a female would talk so graphic and vulgar about another woman if she's sympathizing with her?

Saying over and over you fucked a girl she fucked this guy blahblah totally shows LV ... Why does iris want her anyway if she has no respect for her?

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