Hey everyone,

I'm a newbie but here's how it went:

I go up to a hired gun at the bookstore while she's dusting:

Me: "Excuse me, how can I find "blah blah blah""
HB8: "Um, (tells me about how the books are organized)"
Me: "Okay, thanks. So it's a mess?"
HB8: "Yeah pretty much. If you have any other questions, please feel free to ask me."
Me: (TAKING THE OPPORTUNITY FOR AN OPENER) Yeah, actually ... my friend just got a phone call from the Maury Pauvich show asking him to be on it. They told him that the theme was going to be of secret admirers. Do you think he should be on it? Would you?"
Her: Um, yeah! (stepping down from her ladder).
Me: Really? But it's a talk show, there's gotta be something about it. Maybe its another guy, or a married woman who's husband wants to beat him up, or even a relative!"
Her: Well, no. Maybe if it was on "name of other show" or something. If hes the type of person who doesnt care about his image, then yeah he should do it, but I wouldnt do it unless it was something like "other show".
Me: Ok, so you're the type of person who cares about what others think. Nice. Are you always superficial?
Her: Nooooo! Haha. I'm just saying, "other show" doesn't have a precedent for having bad outcomes! *gigglegiggle* Women just aren't as violent.
Me: Haha ok. So if it were "other show", then you'd be all over her. Ok. You like women better it seems.
Her: Noo! I like guys more *looks at me and we laugh about the irony of her statement*
Me: Haha you have lint all over your pants
Her: *giggggle snicker* yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I've been dusting hellloooo!
Me: Haha ok. So you definitely have a precedent against men though. In that case, another quick question: who lies more, guys or girls?
Her: girls! guys are great at lying.
Me: No way. Girls are much better liars and they even tell the more important ones. I.e., guys tell the small ones such as your pants dont look etc etc etc etc girls say it's yours etc etc etc
Her: *giggle gigle laugh hehehehehehe*
Her: You're having fun aren't you?
Me: Yup. You aren't?
*after a couple minutes of small talk*

Me: Ok look, I've gotta get back to work so I'll let you get your dusting done.
*pulls out phone*
What's your name?
Her: Name
Me: I'm kingofboba. Ok "name," *hands her phone*, put your number in my phone.
Her: Ok! *widest smle in the world*


Anyway, I didn't plan on calling her, but I did later find out from my friend in the store that ...


SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!! 1 YEAR RELATIONSHIP!!!


What does this mean? Did she give me a real number and was she really interested?!?!?!

THanks for hearing my story!

That went smooth for ya. The only way to tell if it's the right number is to call it. I'd call and pretend to be from the show that she didn't want to be on, and act like some woman is madly in love with her. Make up some ridiculous name, like Margie Scuttlebucket, and say she's went to school with her...Something like that

i also am a newbie to this secret world of seduction and PU so im no pro in the field but i think its safe to say that if she is dusting shelves than shes not a hired gun. i just felt that needed to be corrected. now back to the topic at hand.....

if she flashed a big smile when you gave her your cell, i'd say she gave you some honest digits. she might be in a 1 yr relationship but even married ppl get divorced. you might be her "scape goat" in hopes of maybe dumping the other dude getting with you.

Nice job! Only one way to find out what she was doing giving her # out when she supposedly has a fella.

Don't forget, your information about her 1-yr boyfriend could be incorrect.

Hey guys i had a blind date last night!

Yeah she couldn't see a thing!

You can use that if you want