Came out of the club on saturday night and there was a big police presence outside. I had a bad time inside the club, specifically because my ex girlfriend was plaguing my entire existance by not leaving me alone - drawback of using AMOG with her about...

I opened the policewoman with "who starts more fights, the men, or the girls??"

and some blah blah carrying on for a while, used lots of kino, which i thought was pretty ballsy considerin she was looking for ppl causing fights etc. I wasnt drunk, for the record. (you would resist arrest with this girl so she could pin you down, she was stunning)

Anyway, i was coming to a pinnacle, chatting about how i have problems keeping out of trouble because girls are always fighting over me etc. she was finding it very funny, lots of IOI's and body contact from her. At this point her colleagues were watching for trouble, she was doing NO work.

At the point when im JUST ABOUT to hand her my phone and tell her to put my number in it, so i can contact her for personal security when im overrun by girls, her radio blasts some urgent case and they all bundle into a van and fuckoff...

I just stood there thinking oh my god i hate criminials...

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rofl ahahah.

I once gamed a NYC cop in Times Square. (I looked at her, but talked to my friend "Is NYC the only city with cute girl cops?" she smiled, started talking to her. Some flirting and shit. A few days later I beat the shit out of this guy, the cops were called, and SHE had to fuckign arrest me. She held me arm to arrest me and I was like "I don't think our relationship is far enough for you to hold my arm like that..." she was laughing her ass off. In the end it was a different cop who arrested me. It was very funny.