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| AceofSpades07 | PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:23 pm | |
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Joined: Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:51 am
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Location: Chicago, Il | | ok ok so i didnt really know where to put this but it was too dam funny not to post.
So theres a girl that ive f closed with and have been casually dating her. Ive been kinda distant with her latley cause i dont want to make her a ltr. So shes been calling me and even when were out start saying some pretty sexually forward stuff and the best one so far has been 'I want you so bad im gonna come over and skull fuck you with my dildo.' HAhaha sry i had to put that up. Has anyone ever gotten a comment like this. lets hear some good ones.
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| tipper21 | PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:39 pm | |
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Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:59 pm
Posts: 64 | | I had a chick once, who was putting up LMR, even though we were both naked, and I had my penis positioned right THERE!!! She kept pulling back and saying "I can't do this!" I'd kiss her some more, and she'd start to relax, and I'd try to push it on in, and again she'd say "I can't do this!"
After about 5 or 6 attempts, when she pulled back and said it again, I said "I can if you'd just hold still dammit!" She was laughing her ass off, but she never did give it up...At least not until next time.
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| Orad | PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:33 am | |
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Joined: Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:14 am
Posts: 13 | | i told a chick on weekend she gets 3 sucks and if she is any good she can get 5 more.
all from the game
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