| So i went to a party last night, guys outnumbered girls around 4:1 easy.
At the beggining of the party there were no girls AT ALL, sausage-fest much? Around an hour in the girls started comming but there were all school friends and not very attractive, 7's at most so i didnt try gaming. Then came 3 total strangers, 2 HB8's and a HB7, so following the three second rule i open with a group opener:
"Let me run an opinion by you guys, my friend really likes this girl and he thinks that by getting her this nice 50-ish doller bracelet she'l start to like him. What do you think?"
It opened the 3 girls and some of the guys that were going after her. As the girls were about to answer they got cut off by an attractive guy saying:
"Listen mate, when you say YOUR FRIEND, you obviously mean yourself, haha"
It kind of put me off cause i wasnt expecting it, but i sort of managed to turn it around.
"No seriously. I dont think you should need to buy a womans company but he wants a second opinion from a girl"
I get good IOI's eye contact, input and giggling when 2 guys kind of grab me by the shoulder and lead me around the side of the house. Heres how the conversation went down:
Me: So, your the boyfriend huh?
Random: Nah, but seriously you dont know what your getting into man
Me: and why's that?
Random: Shes hard, the last 2 party's shes been through weve tried to get with her and we all get shut down, you cant get her
Me: You just watch
Random: If you hook up with her tonight, ill give you $20 (that was directed at me and another guy, so it made me feel like it was a competition which gave me a confidence boost!)
Me: oh its game on buddy
I then returned to the group and seeing as the conversation was all small talk i opened up again with "Who lies more, guys or girls?" (omg that line works well). Instead of answering the HB7 goes:
HB7: Whats up with all these questions your asking?
Me: Well if youd rather small talk about the weather go ahead, ill find someone cool to talk to.
This got them to all start discussing who lies more leaving the AFC's going "Wtf". Sure enough i was dragged back into the alleyway with AFC's going:
AFC1: Dude how are you getting them to talk to you so much?
AFC2: This doesnt look difficult at all for you
Me: Geez they're not THAT hard. You guys must be gay or something.
I walked back to the group and positioned myself next to the HB8, there was no chair and i didnt want to be standing over them so i crouched down to make eye contact (A little thing i learnt from Style). I do some kino escalation and ignore her a little bit and started talking to her friends which made her start asking ME questions (Good IOI) We start talking for around 10 minutes. Then they go off to dance, HB8 looks behind her to see if im comming, so i walk in a different direction with some mates not even making eye contact.
Mate: Dude dont you want to go back there, your gonna blow it
Me: Just trust me
we come back to the group around 20 minutes later, HB8 looks generally happy to see me, i do some kino, give her some gum (i hate hooking up when girls have the taste of beer in they're mouth). It falls out her mouth straight away so i negg her about that.
Then i hit a road block, i knew i could kiss close, but i was thinking too much about it. Not that shed reject me, but how i was going to go along doing it. "Should I use my tic tac routine? Should i just caveman her?" 10 - 15 minutes went by and i thought she was losing attractiveness in me which made me even less confident in kiss closing, but i just decided to go for it with my gum routine (I know i was thinking about how to kiss close too much). she was dancing so i went up and started dancing with a school friend, sure enough she was staring at me, obviously getting jelous so i went over to her, started using kino around the waist i started flashing gum around, then started the kiss close:
HB8: Can i have some gum?
Me: No, but if you really want some gum have mine
I pulled the gum out of my mouth and gave it to her
HB8: Ew, its out of flavor
Me: alright, if you dont like it give it back
She's about to pull the gum out of her mouth
Me: No, no, give it back to me with style
Then i kiss close for a good 15 seconds and take my gum back which was hard as she was such an unco-ordinated kisser.
We were then kissing througout the night and i helped my friend get the HB7. Then came the best part. Since i had the HB8 and people knew i had out-gamed them everybody was going for the HB7. Helping my friend, he became the AMOG, kiss closed and left. As soon as he left, EVERY GUY pounced on her (she was drunk so didnt reject anybody). Watching AFC's is just so funny! they were all trying to kiss her on the cheek and at once stage two people were hugging her at once and fighting behind her back about letting her go xD.
Theres more to the party than what i wrote but to sum it up, That party was mine. I controlled every girl AND every guy there. I was the main source of conversation and fun. I think the only criticism i can give myself is, I took too long to go about the kiss-close and i talked too much (or so the HB7 claims, but i dont know if she was just shit-testing me). And the reason i didnt go after the OTHER HB8 was because her boyfriend was the person hosting this party.
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CHAT
excellent job. I need to familiarise myself with all these methods/routines lol