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| bearcock | PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:49 am | |
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Location: Fayetteville,Arkansas | | last week Hendrix college in Arkansas threw a Studio 54 party where they had cages and a light-up dance floor and shit.i walked in w/ my arms around 3 female friends of mine to establish social value. we went straight for the dance floor and got the fuck down. now i have absolutely no rhythm so i just jumped in the middle of my friends and got funky. soon another group of girls came and pulled me away to their group.dancing is GREAT kino so i had my hands all over these chicks. once i had gotten names i threw out my arms promenade-style and said "lets go make some friends" to 2 of them. we walked in to a 4set of the go-go dancers from the school and proceeded to dance w/ them. one particular young women intrigued me so i iso'd her from the rest of the group.
BC:i like the way you move.
HB:haha i love that movie! (its a line from Knocked Up)
BC:youve been gettin macked on all night, havnt ya?
HB:kind of.its just a bunch of drunk guys.
BC:its probly those booty shorts you rockin.you know you lookin fly.
HB:aha shut up.youre just sayin that.
BC:youre right.i lied.you ugly as fuck.(said w/ a grin)
HB:aha youre mean!
BC:you know,i dont get to talk to black girls that much.(she was black btw)
HB:really?where are you from?
BC:Compton.(joking)
HB laughs:liar.
BC:yeah.but i do like that dark meat.
HB:aha youre bad!
BC:youre right.i am bad.
then, K-close.but as we were making out,the two chicks i opened the set w/ came and pulled me away.i didnt see the black chick but i #closed the other two.
basically dont worry about being a good dancer.just have a dont give a fuck attitude and have fun.women are attracted to someone who is comfortable w/ themselves.
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| ChickenFood | PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:39 pm | |
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Posts: 6 | | thats some good stuff...
i would never have said the black meat stuff-don't want to be seen as a racist but fair play- that's pretty ballsy...
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| ChickenFood | PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:39 pm | |
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Posts: 6 | | thats some good stuff...
i would never have said the black meat stuff-don't want to be seen as a racist but fair play- that's pretty ballsy...
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| ChickenFood | PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:43 pm | |
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Posts: 6 | | thats some good stuff...
i would never have said the black meat stuff-don't want to be seen as a racist but fair play- that's pretty ballsy...
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| stratefx5150 | PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:21 am | |
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Posts: 9 | | Compton?! Thats funny shit! Good job! Dancing is one of my major obstacles when I sarge.
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